NSA Is Building New Surveillance Center In Utah

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This is the National Security Agency HQ inĀ Fort Meade, Maryland. The NSA is currently constructing a gigantic new data intercept and storage facility in Utah where they can monitor and store all forms of communications, both foreign and domestic.

Feel safe?

Mexico Weaponizes Salsa

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UN calls for moratorium on SMD (sauces of mass destruction). President Obama says he was unaware of the deadly condiment until he saw it on the news. Karl Rove calls revelation the biggest disaster in his lifetime. House GOP vows to investigate the administration’s involvement with sending cilantro to Mexico City.