Stiffing The Annual Stiff List

I am too old and tired to compile a Stiff List this year. So instead I’ll just link this cheesy Dead Celebrities list on CNN – even though it leaves-out some pretty prominent dead people.

First The Good News

After the repeal of the Clinton-era “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” policy you can now openly serve in the military even though you are not a heterosexual.

Now the bad news:

After the repeal of the Clinton-era “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” policy you can now openly die in the military even though you are not a heterosexual.

Just keeping things balanced….

Is Ted Kennedy Back From The Grave?

…oh, no – it’s actually Newt Gingrich. He looks like Ted’s “Mini Me”.

All that pork is making Newt Gingrich look like Ted Kennedy

Separated At Birth?

If you take the first three letters in each of their names you can spell-out “Mah Ass”.

Bill Maher and Julian Assange: Separated at birth?

Think About It #1

Shakespeare, Milton, Fielding, and Thoreau were lying about on the floor after having sex. As Thoreau passed a joint to Milton he said “I’d rather be here with you three than with the finest people on Earth”. Shakespeare immediately scribbled this down for use in his next play.