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And Their Heads Up Their Asses

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Malala Yousafzai Wins Nobel Peace Prize

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Perkins: Supreme Court Uses “Back-Alley Maneuver”

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Hey Look It’s Pond Scum

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Dallas Mavericks’ Cuban: Everyone Is Racist

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Please Note Some Changes To The Map

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Perkins: Wealth Should Determine Voting Rights

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Duck Star Suspended For Comments About “Gay Sin”

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Bob Dylan Charged With Inciting Hatred In France

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Miley Cyrus Sings About Taking “Molly”

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Forever Sort-Of Young

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CA Governor Signs Transgender Bathroom Law

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And Now A Message From A Dumbass

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Supreme Court Goes Both Ways On Marriage Equality

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Baptist Churches Abandon Boy Scouts

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Happy April Fools Day!

As per our tradition here at GraceLessLand, we take April 1st off and enjoy everyone else’s lies and tomfoolery.

Supreme Court May Make “Narrow” Ruling On Same-Sex Marriage

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Alex Jones Makes Compelling Case For Gun Ownership

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We might just need to own guns to protect ourselves from crazy bastards like Alex Jones.

OVER WE GO!

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It’s hard to believe it has only been a year since we posted this item about the then-current primary elections – and it turned-out to be nothing more than an exercise in democracy and comedy.

NRA’s LaPierre Says Put Armed Guards In Schools

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National Rifle Association Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre has called for armed guards in schools to protect children from gun violence like the recent Sandy Hook school massacre in Newton, Connecticut.

“You know, five years ago, after the Virginia Tech tragedy, when I said we should put armed security in every school, the media called me crazy,”  LaPierre said. “And here we are five years later and I’m still a batshit looney!”

The NRA has called for a wide-ranging “fight fire with fire” campaign, saying we should treat cancer by giving people more cancer, and we can cure congestion of the nation’s roadways by getting more people on the roads. LaPierre also called for more debt to fix the country’s current debt crisis, and suggested we could cure political gridlock by being even more fixated on divisive rhetoric designed only to play to a core constituency – say like gun owners, for example.

NC Pro-Life License Plates Unconstitutional

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This license plate design adopted by North Carolina has been declared unconstitutional by a federal judge because there is no alternative plate available for pro-choice drivers. North Carolina responded immediately with another design that not only provides an alternative but still manages to convey the spirit of the original message.

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Decisions Decisions

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It’s All About The Tradition

Happy The-Indians-Fed-Us-So-We-Wouldn’t-Starve-And-Look-How-We-Repaid-Their-Kindness Day!

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An Open Letter To All Depressed Republicans

I know, I know: you lost another election. You’re faced with four more years of a black man residing in the White House and you’re feeling hurt and confused – after all, why is it called the “White” House if blacks can live there? You did your best spending billions of dollars on campaigns that you weren’t willing to spend on taxes, to make sure you don’t have to pay more taxes. Not being good with math you still aren’t sure how that works-out. And that contributes to your feelings of insecurity.

But cheer up! You may never win the presidency again, but you do still control the House of Representatives, and that means you get to continue to do what you do best: obstruct legislation, take symbolic votes on bills you know will never make it through the Senate, and stuff things up women’s vaginas when they get pregnant. You can continue to say you speak for all Americans even though you are predominantly old white men with prostate problems. And you can see to it that the Democrats make absolutely no progress with the economy because good economic news is bad news for Republicans.

You’ve still got your fantasy world of white supremacy, male domination, and Protestant Christian values to live in! Don’t let reality intrude now when you’ve managed to delude yourselves that you are still relevant 112 years after the 19th century ended! All you have to do is keep saying “we just have to be more conservative and people will love us!” until it seems the same as the truth.

Come on, you can do it. Jam that stick of moral superiority up your backside and march in lock-step into a future that looks just like a black-and-white musical from the 1930s, where white men rule the world and black men serve them drinks! A world where there are still a few new ways to creatively work rape into a positive context! That’s your world – even if it is just make-believe!

R.I.P.: Russell Means

Activist, actor, musician – one of the leaders of the American Indian Movement (AIM) and Native American protest occupations at the Mayflower II, the monument at Mt. Rushmore, the Bureau of Indian Affairs hq in Washington D.C., and of course most famously at Wounded Knee in South Dakota.

France: “Mother” And “Father” Removed From Documents

France’s new law making same-sex marriage legal will entail the removal of the words “mother” and “father” from all official documents – which is really no big deal since in France these words are speculative at best.

Boy Scouts Cover-Up Molestations

The Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests (SNAP) has called on the Boy Scouts of America to purge any officials involved in covering-up incidents of sexual abuse by adult volunteers. The group made the demand after a story appeared in the Los Angeles Times dealing with a review of over 1,600 “confidential ‘perversion files,’ a blacklist of alleged molesters, that the Scouts have used internally since 1919. Scouts’ lawyers around the country have been fighting in court to keep the files from public view.”

The LA Times story reveals that in numerous cases the Boy Scouts of America not only covered-up the incidents of abuse but “Scouting officials frequently urged admitted offenders to quietly resign — and helped many cover their tracks”. This apparently did not keep some individuals from re-joining the organization to repeat their offenses.

I’ll Have A Medium Apple

So What’s Antisocialism?