FLASHBACK: Keystone XL Pipeline Designer Says “It’s Safe”

The designer of the controversial Keystone XL pipeline that would deliver beer from Canada to the Gulf of Mexico claims the pipeline is safe. "If it leaks we just all grab straws and start sucking it up" said design engineer Keith Stone.

The designer of the controversial Keystone XL pipeline that would deliver beer from Canada to the Gulf of Mexico claims the pipeline is safe. “If it leaks we just all grab straws and start sucking it up” said design engineer Keith Stone.