Rick Perry Attempts Logical Argument And Fails

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Is South Dakota Trying To Make Killing Abortion Providers “Justifiable Homicide”?

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In South Dakota state Rep. Phil Jensen has introduced a bill that explicitly makes killing someone to defend a fetus “justifiable homicide”. Reproductive rights activists claim the bill is worded in such a way that it makes murdering abortion providers legal. Jensen claims it only addresses “criminal acts that endanger a fetus”, which leaves out abortion because it is legal.

According to an article on Mother Jones’ Web site the bill states “that a homicide is permissible if committed by a person ‘while resisting an attempt to harm’ that person’s unborn child or the unborn child of that person’s spouse, partner, parent, or child”. So immediate relatives of the fetus are covered, while acquaintances and strangers are apparently still guilty of murder.

Jensen says the bill is a “trial balloon – if we can get it passed we’re going to introduce a Texas-style bill that requires a pregnant woman seeking an abortion to undergo trans-vaginal arming of the fetus itself”.

Virginia Bill To Cut Funding For Abortions Of Deformed Fetuses

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Virginia Senator Tom Garrett (R – Lynchburg) has introduced a bill into the state General Assembly that will cut state funding for abortions when a “fetus will be born with a gross and totally incapacitating physical deformity or with a gross and totally incapacitating mental deficiency”.

Garrett feels strongly about this issue because, in his words “under that ‘mental deficiency’ stipulation I myself might never have been born!”

SCOTUS To Lower Court: Revisit Obamacare Decision

Average, reasonable people demonstrate against things that only affect other people.

The Supreme Court has ordered the 4th Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals to re-examine its 2011 decision that blocked a suit by Liberty University, a pretend-college that gets federal money to indoctrinate students with right-wing Christian propaganda, and is used to launder money by Jerry Falwell’s evangelical empire. The case of Liberty University v. Geithner (11-438) was blocked by the appeals court on jurisdictional grounds after the Supreme Court upheld the Affordable Healthcare Act, also  known as Obamacare, because the Supreme Court decision invalidated all pending suits against the act.

Liberty University had claimed that Obamacare would lead to taxpayer dollars funding abortions and contraception – which is not illegal under current law – and claimed the law’s provisions violated so-called “religious freedom”, a concept that has no legal standing. The only mention of religion in the Constitution insures that “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion”, which has been interpreted to mean there can be no state-sponsored religion, and which is part of the foundation for the separation of church and state.

Liberty University refiled its suit after the Supreme Court decision that validated Obamacare. The mandate to the appeals court is seen as a first step to hearing the case in the Supreme Court.

Scott DeJarlais Busts Himself In Recording

“You told me you’d have an abortion, and now we’re getting too far along without one,” whines Scott DeJarlais (R – TN) in a recording he made of a conversation with his then-mistress. DeJarlais wasn’t yet in congress when the affair took place, so perhaps he has had a conversion to the anti-side of the abortion debate since aligning himself with the Tea Party.

And then again, perhaps he’s just a douchebag.

Michigan State Rep. Banned For Saying “Vagina”

Michigan state representative Lisa Brown (D – West Bloomfield) has been banned by Republicans who control the state House of Representatives. Brown is being prohibited from speaking on the House floor after she ended comments on a bill restricting abortions by, saying “Finally, Mr. Speaker, I’m flattered that you’re all so interested in my vagina, but ‘no’ means ‘no,’”.

Brown has since been denied the right to speak about other pending legislation. “What she said was offensive,” said Rep. Mike Callton (R-Nashville). “It was so offensive, I don’t even want to say it in front of women. I would not say that in mixed company.” Callton went on to point out that in the picture above his tie is decorously covering his man-bulge. “I’m ashamed of my genitalia, just as God intended.”

There are some who have voiced the opinion that Brown is being singled-out because she is a Jew. And a woman. And she has a vagina. And her vagina is registered Democrat.

Michigan State Representative Lisa Brown (D – West Bloomfield) confers with a staff member after being banned from speaking on the Michigan House of Representative floor.

Applying The Law Equally In Texas

Equality under the law.

If Texas is going to require a woman have a trans-vaginal ultrasound before undergoing an abortion procedure, it seems only right that the man who impregnated the woman undergo a “trans-urethral” ultrasound as well – otherwise the law is being applied unequally, and that is unconstitutional.