Rand Paul Develops Stand-Up Comedy Act

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No Word On Reading And Math

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Limbaugh To Sue Democrats For Defamation

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N. Korea Frees Two Americans

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Two Mans With Plans

So if you are working 60 hours-a-week at three part-time jobs, you won't have healthcare - read the full story at DailyKos.com)

So if you are working 60 hours-a-week at three part-time jobs, you won’t have healthcare – read the full story at DailyKos.com)

Use A Towel!

We have Dish Network and so could not follow the elections on CNN, as they are no longer available due to a contract dispute. We¬†tried to watch on Fox News, but couldn’t make anything out because of all the semen that was flying through the air in the studio.

GOP To Make Us Their Bitch

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GOP Senator: Disabled Veterans Get Too Much Money

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Greg Gutfield On N.Y. Hatchet Attack

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Medical Fact

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They Are Both Made Of Wood

BidenDummy

First Lady Flubs Candidate’s Name 7 Times

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Malala Yousafzai Wins Nobel Peace Prize

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Perkins: Supreme Court Uses “Back-Alley Maneuver”

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Maybe The Problem Is He Thinks Too Much

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Where Is North Korean Leader?

KimMilk

Palin Goofs White House Address

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Duggar: Holocaust Due To Evolution

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Obama Salutes With Coffee Cup And…

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Joan Rivers Is Still Talking

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Toronto Mayor Has Tumor

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R.I.P. Joan Rivers

Entertainment Pioneer

Entertainment Pioneer

Rivers Stopped Breathing During Medical Procedure

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Joan Rivers Rushed To Hospital

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Today’s Vocabulary Word Is

American

Al Gore Sues Al Jazeera

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Hey Look It’s Pond Scum

RightScum

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R.I.P.: Robin Williams

RIPRobinWilliams

Anthony Weiner To Open Restaurant

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Walsh Drops Senate Race Due To Plagiarism

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