CERN To Reconstruct World’s First Web Page

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(Click the image for the full story at CERN.ch)

To celebrate the twentieth anniversary of the World Wide Web CERN will reconstruct the very first Web page ever published back in 1993. A team of translators and digital archaeologists have determined that the page reads “ERROR 404: The tablet you have requested is unavailable. Reasons for this may include the tablet is being re-inscribed, the tablet was dropped and is broken, or there may be too many people trying to read the tablet. Please try again later.”

People Magazine Makes A Huge Mistake

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(Click the image for the full story at People.com)

People magazine has named Gwyneth Paltrow their Most Beautiful Woman In The World for 2013. Here at GraceLessLand we think they got that wrong, and here’s the cover People should have used:

The Most Beautiful Woman In The World

George W. Endorses Jeb

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(Click the image to read the full story at FoxNews.com)

Former President George W. Bush says his brother Jeb is the best candidate for president in 2016. “He’s got a proven track record. He was a governor of a big state. He’s very articulated. He bends at the elbows and waist.”

Bush made the comments on the eve of the opening of his presidential library – the first library that will contain no written material.

MPAA Rolls-Out New Ratings System

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(Click the image to read the full story at FoxNews.com)

The Motion Picture Association of America announced changes to its movie rating system that will include more specific descriptions of potentially objectionable material in movies shown in theaters in the U.S.

Study: Women Prefer A Large Penis

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(Click the image to read the full story at ScienceMag.org)

In other Big Science News: the Earth goes around the Sun, when water gets really cold it becomes ice, and there’s gravity.