Rand Paul Develops Stand-Up Comedy Act

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Limbaugh To Sue Democrats For Defamation

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N. Korea Frees Two Americans

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Two Mans With Plans

So if you are working 60 hours-a-week at three part-time jobs, you won't have healthcare - read the full story at DailyKos.com)

So if you are working 60 hours-a-week at three part-time jobs, you won’t have healthcare – read the full story at DailyKos.com)

Use A Towel!

We have Dish Network and so could not follow the elections on CNN, as they are no longer available due to a contract dispute. We¬†tried to watch on Fox News, but couldn’t make anything out because of all the semen that was flying through the air in the studio.

GOP To Make Us Their Bitch

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GOP Senator: Disabled Veterans Get Too Much Money

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Medical Fact

GOPDouche

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They Are Both Made Of Wood

BidenDummy

First Lady Flubs Candidate’s Name 7 Times

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Perkins: Supreme Court Uses “Back-Alley Maneuver”

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Maybe The Problem Is He Thinks Too Much

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Where Is North Korean Leader?

KimMilk

Palin Goofs White House Address

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Obama Salutes With Coffee Cup And…

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Toronto Mayor Has Tumor

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Walsh Drops Senate Race Due To Plagiarism

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Today’s Vocabulary Word Is “Gohmert”

Gohmert

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More Talk Of Impeachment As Election Nears

GoodJob

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GOP: No Illegal Aliens At Military Bases

BoehnerCamp

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No License Required

PerryHunting

Gohmert: Terrorist Babies Infiltrating U.S.

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McCain Wants Tracking Bracelets On Immigrant Children

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GOP’s Cornyn Proposes Solution To Child Immigration

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Capitol Logic

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Dr. Ablow Says World Cup Is Obama Conspiracy

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Man Overboard!

FoxCheney

Hissy Pitches An Issa

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Time To Upgrade

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IRS: Computer Lost Lerner Emails

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