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Now the burning question: why did they feel the need to actually say it?
S Korea Says They Have Plan To Assassinate Kim Jong Un
….And Nobody Came?
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Or Maybe It’s The Other Way Around
Trump Urges Followers To Kill Clinton
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Looks Pretty Transparent To Us
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She Got The Money!
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Trump Allows Negroes To Stand Near Him
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….and they weren’t serving him – well, food, anyway.
First Commercial Flight From US To Cuba In 50 Years
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Stop The Hate
Travolta Replaced By Android – No One Notices
Makes Sense
Melania Trump Warns Media Outlets
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Trump Floats Daughter For Cabinet Post
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The Main Reason To Vote For Hillary
There’s An App For That
I See What She Did There
It appears Donald Trump’s wife Melania has been the victim of some rogue GOP speechwriter. Not only did her speech Rickroll her husband, but it is being reported at least one section of her spiel was lifted from an old Michelle Obama speech.
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Everything You Know Is A Lie
One of the images below has been Photoshopped. Guess which one. Some news organizations apparently aren’t as good at actually looking at stuff as you are.
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Farage Gloats Like Douche In EU Parliament
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Will The UK Leave The EU?
With about 70% of the votes counted it’s looking like they will.
Senate Does Nothing Again
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No, we are not advocating violence – just wondering what the Hell does it take to get these assholes to do something?
It’s Time For The Healing To Begin
No More Excuses
Tonight’s Television Highlights
Really, this is an extremely clever ploy on the reptilian aliens in rubber masks part. No matter which way the referendum to leave the European Eunion goes the foul lizards maintain their power base while destabilizing the EuEu politically, economically, and worst of all publically – revealing underlying tendencies toward racism and classism that many Britons may be surprised to see in their society.
Not that they have anything on the US as far racism/classism/dickism go. I mean we didn’t invent the concept of an underclass that is kept in a menial condition dependent on the overclass’ largesse, but we do it with such deeply seated, rooted, yet repressed utter racism that we get all the points for style. We’re number one! We’re number one!
Ryan Says Racist Trump Better Than Clinton
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Trump Defends The Size Of His Skin
These Things Must Be Tested-Out Sometime
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I like to think these people, primitive as they were, took some pride in the craftsmanship shown by their weapons and tools.
I choose to believe that Og who was good at making points but not at making shafts traded with Grf who made great shafts but lousy points: for a certain amount of the passage of the Bright Thing from when it returns Og will sharpen Grf’s points, while in turn Grf will straighten Og’s shafts.
Then they contract with some distributor tribe to offer their sharpened sticks to outliers in return for colorful, glowy seashells they say they get from giants like anyone would buy that.
The Outliers are obviously in league with the bad spirits who cause babies to die and take life from the Old Ones. Some day Og and Grf will stop selling them spears and they’ll invade their land with new, improved spears tipped with sharpened bits of the seashells they get from them. Then they’ll control the seashell supply and no one else will get any weaponized seashell products.
These people weren’t just savages in competition for the meager resources they could find lying about – these people were entrepreneurs, dammit!
Maybe The Secret Sauce?
Capitalisn’t
Trump Shakes His Etch-a-Sketch
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Donald Trump says his call for a ban on all Muslims entering (I imagine not leaving) the United States wasn’t a policy statement, but merely a suggestion. Kind of the way someone once suggested “what do all those indians need with all that land out west? They ain’t a doin’ nothin with it!”
What Kind Of Monsters Have We Become?
I’ve often wondered what will we kill on Mars? Can a planet be inhabitable with nothing to kill? Will it be boring because there is no killing going on? Humanity has never actually experienced no killing – is it in our DNA?
Do we need killing to feel life has meaning. Perhaps human-killing-human will become the only instinctually satisfying form of killing – so we can at least watch that on the news on Mars. I take it for granted that no matter where humanity goes, the media goes with it.
Will we take animals to Mars to breed and kill them? Actually shipping cows and sheep would be too expensive, so it would have to be some kind of frozen-fetus deal. Can you grow a cow outside the womb? Will female humans be required to act as surrogates for (small) sheep or pigs or rabbits and whatnot to get the thing going?
Are we going to transplant fertilized sheep fetuses into women who colonize Mars?
