Sanders Was Interviewed By Mueller Investigation

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Conway Gives Details Of Assault

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You Would Think He Would Have Smelled It Coming

Yes that does say “who who”. Owls.

 

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Trump Begins To Physically Decrease In Size

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Trump Gives Up On Money For Border Wall

Nancy Pelosi has his balls in a drawer.

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Dealing With The Curse Of Celebrity

Nick Cage has it mastered.

And It Was A Collect Call!

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But Is Learning Always A Good Thing?

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Make A Resolution

Only Essential Services

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Not So Strange Bedfellows

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Your 2018 Stiff List

This year brought to you by CNN.com. They left-out a lot of people, like Carrie Fisher (because that wound will never heal).

It’s Like “Survivor”: Who Will Be Next?

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Calm The Fuck Down!

Look this is getting stupid. Stuff like this and the furore over “Baby It’s Cold Outside” is not only stupid it’s dangerous. You can’t “edit” society based on your personal problems. Taking this stuff to its logical conclusion:

• You should no longer say “hello” because Christians will get pissed because the word “hell” is in there.
• You should no longer say “pissed” because someone somewhere has a urinary tract infection.
• Stop shaking hands – some people don’t have them.
• Stop saying “hand”, “I”, and “cap” because some people are handicapped.
• Being tall is unfair to short people.
• People with hair should shave their heads because bald people can’t grow hair.
• Stop having children – infertile people are sensitive.
• There are far more dead people than live people – in solidarity everyone who is alive should die immediately.

 

….Is An Ex-Incumbent Republican

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Study These Carefully

Were Any Of These Emails In Russian?

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Herbert Hoover Was A Close Second

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And Stamp It On Her Forehead So Everyone Knows

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Everything’s Free In America

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There Was A Strong Curly Cues Faction

Try Him For Crimes Against America

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Trump Abrogates Nuke Treaty With Russia

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Maybe They’re Trading Frequent Flyer Miles

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Cheers!

You Don’t Send Me Flowers….

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Even When Appointed To Orifice

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Or Like Ancient Egypt – History

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He Should Probably Avoid Actors Named Booth

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He Likes People Who Aren’t Dead