This Guy Almost Is A Vegetable

“Unfinished Business” Stars In Free Photos

So we could take them and write goofy dialog balloons for them and it would be legal!

What would the fun be in that?

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Live Long And Prosper

Qatar Says U.S. Coalition Not Doing Enough Against ISIS

(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

He Is Deep In The Plaktow – The Blood Fever

(Click the image to read the full story at BBC.com)

It Could Happen

(Click the image to read the full story at Money.CNN.com)

Tension On The “American Sniper” Set

Will Bradley Cooper get a “sympathy Oscar” for being stuck acting with a fake baby?

Nyuck Nyuck

Remember, half-way through his term he gets replaced by Shemp.

Make Them An Offer They Can’t Refuse

An Excellent Political Metaphor

We don’t usually post other people’s messed-with versions of yet other people’s images here, but this was too good to pass up. Couldn’t find a link to the original posting.

Fifty Shades Of Stupid

If it was a guy who lives in a trailer park instead of a millionaire it wouldn’t be sexy at all.

Everything Is Politics

Brian Williams Caught In Web Of Lies

Headless Body Exhumed

If the head doesn’t fit, you must acquit!

New England Wins Superbowl – Brady Is MVP

Romney’s Out! World Saved From Mormon Takeover!

(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Rings 200-Times Bigger Than Saturn’s Discovered

Saturn says it’s not the size of your rings, but how you use them that counts.

One Of Those “Gotcha” Questions

(Click the image to read the full story at PoliticusUSA.com)

French Lives Matter 166 Times More

(Click the image to read the full story at TheGuardian.com)

A Sneak Peek At The State Of The Union Address

Cruz Has A Record As A Juvenile Delinquent

(Click the image to read the full story at TalkingPointsMemo.com)

Senate: Gas Prices Are Low To Stay – Raise Gas Tax

(Click the image to read the full story at CNBC.com)

Breaking News: The Rich Don’t Give A Shit

They think the poor have it easy. I guess that’s why so many of them became poor under the Bush administration.

Boehner Re-Elected As House Speaker

Everyone On The Internet Should Draw A Cartoon Of Mohammed

He’s Been Making It Into Software For Years

(Click the image to read the full story at Money.CNN.com)

Gohmert Will Challenge Boehner

(Click the image to read the full story at FoxNews.com)

This Is Working-Out About As Well As Bill Cosby’s Twitter Meme

So apparently a lot of what cops do is completely unnecessary. Nice of the police union to prove that point for us.

Graham: Make Sure N. Korea Feels Pain

(Click the image to see the video at CNN.com)