Mel Gibson Moves On

The Ballad of Mel Gibson

Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Mel
Poor movie star got on the phone and yelled
Then one day he was surfin’ on the Web,
And up on a site saw the words that he’d said
(Ephithets, that is: racist ranting, death threats)

Well the first thing you know old Mel’s beat-up his girl
Kin folk said Mel move away from her
Said Australia is the place you oughta be
So he sold all his homes and he moved to Sydney
(Australia that is: opera houses, great white sharks)

So Mel packed up his ex-wife and his seven kids
And left the USA just like Polanski did
But he might be invited back again to this locality
If he’s ever extradicted by the LAPD
(Or the DA I guess, but he might get off like O.J.,
So long Mel, Y’all come back now, ya hear?)

Is Mel Gibson leaving the U.S.? Is he taking this beard with him?

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