DHS Dumps Color-Coded Terrorism Alerts

 

The Department of Homeland Security has announced it will no longer issue color-coded terrorism warnings. Instead the threat of terrorist attack will now be indicated using an odor scale. For example, a low risk of terrorist attack will have the smell of roses, while a high risk will smell like chili farts.

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