Political Math

Republicans are criticizing “Obamanomics” – President Obama’s plan to cut the deficit by a trillion dollars over the next ten years.

Instead the GOP is touting its plan to cut the deficit by $100 billion dollars a year, which over the next ten years amounts to…umm…about a trillion dollars.

The Incomplete Works Of Shakespeare

HAMLET: To be or…umm…hmmm….

ROMEO AND JULIET: Is this a blender schnauzer crepe pan piano I see before me?

JULIUS CAESER: Friends, Romans, Countrymen lend me your lawnmower…no, hang-on a sec….