J. Crew Wants Employees Kids To Turn Gay

It’s all over the news media: J. Crew’s new advertising campaign shows an employee enjoying “quality time” with her young son, and his toenails are painted neon pink! Not only that, but she claims via the ad copy that it’s his “favorite color”. And his name is “Beckett”! Everyone from news anchors to psychiatrists have checked-in with their opinions that this mom is turning her son gay! And unlike J. Crew, they didn’t have to pay the kid a dime to get the public attention!

 

This poor kid will need years of therapy to get over all the media attention.

 

This is what this insidious gender-twisting behavior can result in:

 

....that's right! A Nobel Prize winner! And it all starts with the toe nails!

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