Wills And Kate Drive Home In Charles’ Aston Martin

The Duke and Duchess of Somewhere-or-Other leave Buckingham Palace in Prince Charles' 21st birthday present: a 1960s Aston Martin that has been converted to run on bio-fuels - in this case worthless royal bullshit.

There might still be some Camilla in it….

Top Ten Reasons To Vote For Donald Trump

10: He would rename the White House “Trump House”.

9: Melania Knauss would be first lady – and the implants come with her.

8: Two words: sex tape.

7: Harassing him to show his birth certificate, even though he’s obviously a native-born American citizen, would be hella amusing.

6: He can’t screw things up any worse than they already are.

5: The staggering number of scandals and investigations would keep things interesting.

4: “The Apprentice” would have to be cancelled

3: Political cartoonists will have a blast caricaturing him.

2: Late night comedians will be funny again because of the great material Trump provides.

1: One word: interns.