Top Ten Reasons To Vote For Donald Trump

10: He would rename the White House “Trump House”.

9: Melania Knauss would be first lady – and the implants come with her.

8: Two words: sex tape.

7: Harassing him to show his birth certificate, even though he’s obviously a native-born American citizen, would be hella amusing.

6: He can’t screw things up any worse than they already are.

5: The staggering number of scandals and investigations would keep things interesting.

4: “The Apprentice” would have to be cancelled

3: Political cartoonists will have a blast caricaturing him.

2: Late night comedians will be funny again because of the great material Trump provides.

1: One word: interns.

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