10: He would rename the White House “Trump House”.
9: Melania Knauss would be first lady – and the implants come with her.
8: Two words: sex tape.
7: Harassing him to show his birth certificate, even though he’s obviously a native-born American citizen, would be hella amusing.
6: He can’t screw things up any worse than they already are.
5: The staggering number of scandals and investigations would keep things interesting.
4: “The Apprentice” would have to be cancelled
3: Political cartoonists will have a blast caricaturing him.
2: Late night comedians will be funny again because of the great material Trump provides.
1: One word: interns.