Depressed About Oncoming Campaign Hyperbole?

NEW PAC-ill soothes-away those frustrations and panic-attacks that result from exposure to unregulated PAC advertising. Now in four convenient sizes.

Does the 24-month campaign season get you down? When you see misleading or downright untruthful election advertising do you feel upset, nauseated, or perhaps even get violent? Then NEW PAC-ill is for you! PAC-ill will help you deal with unregulated Political Action Committee advertising that masquerades as non-partisan information. PAC-ill deadens the moral recognition and reasoning parts of the brain, so you can channel-surf with confidence and the knowledge that no matter how outrageous the lies are that corporate-funded PACs spread through the media you won’t care, or even know, that your political system is a huge sucking whore.

PAC-ill comes in four convenient sizes so you can select the amount of calm that’s right for you. Do you work as a campaign organizer? Take the 10 mg “1/2 Truths” size to effectively do your job without becoming enraged at the opposition’s claims your candidate is a tax-and-spend liberal.

Do you work in the news media and have to remain objective even though the crap the candidates are feeding you is unbearabe? Then select the 20 mg “Deceit” or 30 mg “Slander” size so you can resist the urge to doctor quotes claiming a Republican rapes and eats circus midgets.

And if you’re just an average member of the voting public who doesn’t want your mind turned to oatmeal by the daily barrage of blatant chest-thumping, scandal-mongering, and outright lying that you’ll be subjected to, select our 40 mg “Lies” dosage to gently wipe-away all recognition of political advertising whatsoever.

PAC-ill – it’s the smart choice for today’s victims of unregulated PAC advertising – and since PACs can now accept unlimited corporate donations you’re going to need all the help you can get.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s