They Should Have Used A Bigger Boat

A Great White shark leaped into a research team’s boat off the coast of South Africa. The six-member team was collecting data approximately 241 miles west of Cape Town when the shark breached, leaped into the air, and landed in the stern of their research craft.

This Great White shark seemed upset that researchers were collecting data about it - much like a cell phone user that gets hacked by a newspaper.

The shark was eventually released back into the sea, but not until after it was taken to shore, lifted out of the boat by a crane, and then beached itself in a harbor. To help it deal with stress a veterinarian prescribed two human-shaped Xanax.

The shark later felt deep remorse for its impulsive actions.

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