Extremely Rare “Tom Swift” Titles

If you’re a collector of vintage kids’ books, then you know just how much some of these are worth if you can find them. The “Tom Swift” series is especially collectible because some of these titles have never actually been seen by anyone.

  • Tom Swift and his Artificial Giant Porcupine Head
  • Tom Swift and his Boric Acid Sitz Bath
  • Tom Swift and his Electric Behavior Modification Suppository
  • Tom Swift and his Cybernetic Nordic Prostitute Of Doom
  • Tom Swift and the Visitor From Planet Gay
  • Tom Swift and his Underwater Fart Detector
  • Tom Swift and his Giant Flesh-Eating Robots Of Revenge For Stealing His Girlfriend
  • Tom Swift and his Hydroponic Opium Poppy Farm
  • Tom Swift and his Hand-Operated Bull Semen Collector
  • Tom Swift and his Sub-Cutaneous Puberty Accelerator
  • Tom Swift and his Orbital Prison For Those Pantywaist Hardy Boys
  • Tom Swift and his Personal Criticism Insensitivity Ray
  • Tom Swift and his Hydraulic Nose Hair Remover
  • Tom Swift and his Partisan Political Bullshit Disintegrator
  • Tom Swift and his Radioactive Glow-In-The-Dark Nipples
  • Tom Swift and his Emergency Credit Rating Levitator
  • Tom Swift and his Sheet Metal Condom Factory
  • Tom Swift and his Atomic Penis Enlarger
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