Circus Surrounding MJ Trial Full Of Clowns

They often style themselves as “advocates” who are “working for” Michael Jesus…err – JACKSON. They congregate outside the courthouse where Dr. Conrad Murray is being tried for involuntary manslaughter in the death of the famously freakish pop star. Some of them look like this:

This man is a minister. Guess who he worships.

Washington Monument Declared Structurally Sound

The National Park Service says that while the Washington Monument was damaged in a recent earthquake "it's fine structurally - it's just as solid as the dollar!"