Merry Christmas Newt – No Virginia For You!

GOP almost-front-runner Newt Gingrich attempts to make his failure to get on the Virginia primary ballot sound like a plan.

What’s the deal with Virginia? First the Virginia Republican Party announced that candidate Rick Perry failed to gather enough signatures to qualify for the state primary ballot. And now they have announced that first-no-wait-second-place polling candidate Newt “I’m Even Smarter Than Myself” Gingrich has also failed to gather enough signatures for his petition to be accepted.

“It was a dirty trick on the part of the Ron Paul campaign” one Gingrich insider said. “They switched all the pens our campaign workers use for ones with invisible ink!”

“That’s ridiculous!” a Paul campaign worker said. “We just switched them for pens with no ink in them at all!”

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