Perry Files Lawsuit In Virginia Ballot Flap

GOP back-runner Rick Perry has filed a lawsuit in an attempt to get on the Virginia Republican primary ballot.

Texas Governor Rick “What Month Is This?” Perry has filed suit in U.S. District Court to challenge the signature requirement to get on the Virginia Republican primary ballot.

“Virginia ballot access rules are among the most onerous and are particularly problematic in a multi-candidate election” said Perry Campaign spokesperson Ray Sullivan. “We’re challenging the signature requirement under the Federal handicapped access laws. No one can reasonably expect a person of Rick’s limited intelligence to understand, let alone fulfill these draconian requirements.”

Highlights Of 2011 #5

Casey Anthony is found not guilty in the death of her daughter, two-year-old Caylee Anthony. Even though she seemed obviously guilty as sin, the system worked because the evidence against her was weak or non-existent, and mainly revolved around her seeming lack of remorse, despair, or even proper mourning after her daughter's death. In fact Casey Anthony seemed more concerned with her sex life than her family life. But that doesn't make her a murderer, it just makes her one cold bitch.

Hysterical TV drama-queen Nancy Grace demonized Casey Anthony on a daily basis throughout the years-long case - often screaming at the top of her lungs that Anthony was guilty. The average person's strong dislike of Grace may have been a factor in the Anthony verdict - or at least that's a good excuse for taking this shrill heifer off the air.