Rick Perry Drops Out Of GOP Race – Endorses Gingrich

Texas Governor Rick Perry thought short and easy about his chances of winning the Republican candidacy for president and decided to drop out of the race. He endorsed Newt "At Least I'm Not Mitt Romney" Gingrich as his choice for the GOP nomination. Doubts about Perry's intellectual capacity and his ability to add single digit numbers probably led to his downfall as a candidate.

Rick Perry, the Texas Governor who famously couldn’t remember all three of the government departments he wanted to shut-down, and who often stumbled through long rambling statements with unclear subject-verb agreement, has announced he will close his campaign to the be the Republican nominee for President. Perry said he is throwing his support behind Newt Gingrich, who unfortunately speaks very clearly and says really frightening things as he articulates his post-apocalyptic vision of America’s future.

Below we see Perry on his home turf, firing the starting gun for the annual “Texas Mexican Roundup”. This is one of the rare photos of Perry holding a gun that isn’t pointed squarely at his feet.

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Marianne Gingrich Interview To Air On ABC

GOP candidate Newt "Pass Me A New Wife" Gingrich responds to the news that his ex-wife Marianne has done an interview on ABC's "Nightline" program.

Marianne Gingrich, the second ex-wife of former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, has recorded an interview for ABC news that will air on the network’s “Nightline” program Thursday.

“The content is so explosive and profane we have to run it late at night. If kids were to hear this stuff they would probably bite their own wrists in an attempt to remove themselves from such a sick and disgusting world” an ABC spokesperson said.

The interview comes right after the wreck of the Costa Concordia cruise ship off the coast of Italy. “That’s no coincidence” an ABC insider reports. “The captain of the Costa Concordia, Francesco Schettino, figures in Mrs. Gingrich’s interview. You see, he was responsible for stranding Marianne on an island with six other people Gingrich wanted to get rid of. They just escaped from the island on a raft, and were picked-up by the Costa Concordia. It was coincidence that Schettino was commanding the cruise ship at the time, and wrecked it in an attempt to cover-up his and Newt Gingrich’s complicity in stranding the seven castaways.”

GraceLessLand has determined the people stranded on the island included another ship’s captain, his first mate, a millionaire and his wife, a movie star, a professor, and Marianne Gingrich. The others’ connection with Newt Gingrich is not known at this time, but they were apparently lured onto a small craft by the promise of a short tour, possibly as short as three hours in duration. Fortunately all the passengers brought enough luggage for a much longer voyage, or they might not have survived.

“It was batteries they screwed-up on” our source said. “They brought enough changes of clothes – thirty or forty of the exact same outfits – but there weren’t any batteries for the radio, the cell phones, the flash lights, and the GPS transponder they had with them. There were literally no phones, no lights, no motor cars – not a single luxury.”