Japanese Tsunami Debris Headed For U.S. West Coast

A massive collection of over 25 million tons of cars, houses, body parts, and other debris from last year's tsunami in Japan is headed for the West coast of North America. Congress is debating if the debris counts as "imports" and should be calculated-in to the trade deficit.

Republicans Split On Romney And Santorum

According to recent polls Republican voters are divided along gender and economic lines between candidates Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum, while those who are either hopelessly evil or insane are divided over also-rans Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul.