Gingrich Pounded Into Grits In South

Rick Santorum beat both Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich by a tidy 6% in the Alabama primary. Ron Paul happily brought up the rear, further securing himself a spot in the Fox News lineup as a losing presidential candidate.

Town To Rename “Jew Pond”

Mount Vernon, New Hampshire has a pond called Jew Pond. They are thinking of renaming it “Hebrew Lake”.