Rick Santorum Catches Some Rays

GOP Presidential candidate Rick Santorum takes a break from all the stress and chaos of the campaign trail.

Biden Takes-On Republicans In Speech

Vice President Joe Biden delivered a speech at a United Auto Workers hall in Toledo, Ohio.

Vice President Joe Biden told members of the United Auto Workers’ union that Republicans don’t have their best interests at heart. Speaking at a union hall in Toledo, Ohio, Biden said “If you give any one of these guys the keys to the White House, they will bankrupt the middle class once again – and they’ll re-arrange the furniture, and we just got that stuff set-up the way we like it. And some of it is new and really heavy, so they’ll probably scratch up the floors and then have to spend your hard-earned tax dollars to have them buffed-out.”

Biden continued by telling the auto workers “We got a deal on some of those nice overstuffed leather chairs – you know, the kind you can sort of just sink into with a glass of expensive cognac in one hand and a good Cuban cigar in the other, and relax and watch some great South American porn.”