Sen. Grassley Implicates White House In Secret Service Scandal

Senator Chuck Grassley (R - Iowa), attempts to confirm his own rumor.

Senator Chuck Grassley (R – Iowa), asked the head of the Secret Service if the agency reserved rooms or shared them with White House staff members for operational matters. Grassley, the ranking member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, is apparently attempting to link the White House with the recent scandal involving Secret Service agents and prostitutes in Colombia.

“It is preposterous to politicize the Secret Service,” said White House Press Secretary Jay Carney, who apparently doesn’t understand the Secret Service itself has already done that.

Will Kim Kardashian Run For Office?

Rumors are flying that Kim Kardashian, famous for being Kim Kardashian, may run for Mayor of Glendale, CA. This may change, however, once someone explains to her what a "mayor" is.