Gingrich “Suspends” Campaign The Same Way Death “Suspends” Life

Newt “I Could’a Been A Contender” Gingrich announced he is suspending his campaign for the GOP presidential nomination due to a severe case of no longer being able to ignore reality. Gingrich couldn’t quite bring himself to endorse Mitt Romney – he’s probably planning to withhold that plum until he can make a deal to be vice-president or secretary of state.

One comment on “Gingrich “Suspends” Campaign The Same Way Death “Suspends” Life

  1. haha good stuff. gingrich will end up winning…he’ll write a book, make a milly and get attention from the media; that’s all he ever wanted

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