Richard Lugar Defeated In GOP Primary

Richard Lugar, the longest serving member of Congress, has been defeated in the Indiana GOP primary by Richard Mourdock, an alternative Republican candidate supported by elements of the Tea Party movement. However, Indianans can take comfort that if Mourdock wins the general election they will still be represented by a Dick.

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Biden Apologizes To Obama For Speaking Out Of Turn

Vice-President Joe Biden apologized to President Barack Obama for comments he made about same-sex marriage that forced Obama to take a stand on the issue. Because there’s nothing Barack Obama hates more than taking a stand on anything.