Major Romney Donor Switches To Obama

Bill White, an openly gay supporter of GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney, has decided to back President Barack Obama now that Obama has declared he supports equal marriage rights for gay couples. White is the chairman and CEO of the New York-based consulting firm Constellations Group, has asked Romney to return his $2,500 donation. The Romney campaign has responded with the statement: “You knew we’re against same-sex marriage when you donated the money – no backsies!”

Ron Paul Suspends “Active” Campaign

Ron Paul announced he is suspending his “active campaign” for the GOP presidential nomination, allaying fears that he would continue to run even though he had no hope of accomplishing anything except boring everyone to death with his constant whining about the Federal Reserve.