Gas Prices Coincidentally Rise Just Before Election

A combination of refining and transportation problems in the Midwest and on the West Coast have driven gas prices up just in time for the November elections, the same way they always do when an incumbent Democrat is running for re-election to the Presidency.

Romney Reveals Father Took Bribes From Ray Kroc

Mitt Romney told a heartwarming story about his father George Romney getting a card from McDonald’s founder Ray Kroc that entitled the elder Romney to free food for life at McDonald’s. No word on if he paid taxes on the free gifts.