Replace One Word In A Movie Title With “Bacon”

A challenge posed by Mind Bender on Google+ – here are all the ones I could think of:

“Something About Bacon”
“Meet The Bacon”
“Rambo: First Bacon”
“Bacon: Impossible”
“Babe: Bacon In the City”
“The Dark Bacon Rises”
“Monty Python’s Life Of Bacon”
“Never Say Bacon Again”
“From Russia With Bacon”
“Indiana Jones And The Bacon Of Doom”
“The Empire Strikes Bacon”
“Close Encounters Of The Bacon Kind”
“2001: A Bacon Odyssey”
“Oh Bacon Where Art Thou?”
“High Plains Bacon”
“Bacon’s 11”
“Hard Day’s Bacon”
“Manhattan Bacon Mystery”
“Dead Bacon Walking”
“Around the Bacon In 80 Days”
“Bacon Shrugged”
“The Bacon Of The Roman Empire”
“Bacon Hur”
“Some Like It Bacon”
“Those Magnificent Men In Their Bacon Machines”
“Bacon Poppins”
“Journey To The Center Of The Bacon”
“20,000 Leagues Under The Bacon”
“Bacon and The Tramp”
“The Sword In The Bacon”
“It’s A Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon World”
“Bacon Of The Antarctic”
“The Abominable Snow Bacon”
“Day The Bacon Stood Still”
“When Bacon Collides”
“Bacon And the Argonauts”
“Bacon Kong”
“The Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Bacon”
“The Lord Of The Rings: The Bacon Towers”
“The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The Bacon”
“How To Marry A Baconnaire”
“The Maltese Bacon”
“Bacon Indemnity”
“Chitty Chitty Bacon Bacon”
“Bye Bye Bacon”
“The Bacon Thief”
“Bacon Of A Nation”
“Bacon The Barbarian”
“The Baconator”
“Raw Bacon”
“True Bacon”
“Dirty Bacon”
“Bacon Dancing”
“Bacon Of The Magnificent Seven”
“Bring Me The Bacon Of Alfredo Garcia”
“A Streetcar Named Bacon”
“Teahouse Of The August Bacon”

Romney Chooses Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan For Running Mate

Mitt Romney has put an end to all the speculation and announced his pick for a vice-presidential running mate: Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan. Ryan is no stranger to those who follow the workings of government: he famously quotes Ayn Rand, calls military leaders liars, and has dissed Mitt Romney’s health care reforms in Massachusetts for years now. He’s also the Master of Republican Budgets, famously creating a fiscal plan that would have put millions out of work, raised taxes on everyone except the wealthy, and led to the deaths of untold numbers of poor people who are dependent on the government for health care. Fortunately the plan failed to pass through the House and Senate the way a radioactive plutonium brick would fail to pass through the human colon.

Here is a short list of the many things about Paul Ryan that should make you afraid – very afraid – should this man be put within a heartbeat of the presidency. And with all that inbreeding among Mormons there’s no telling when one of Romney’s major organs will fail….

(One item not on that list: he used to drive the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile!)