Beck vs. Norquist

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Fighting Fires With Sound

 

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This fire-fighting sound system has various modes of operation. Above we see it being used against a particularly bad fried kale fire, utilizing it’s “Sarah Palin” mode. For larger fires there is a Dick Cheney mode, and a selection of Nickelback songs.

WSJ: Israel Spied On U.S./Iran Nuke Talks

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Twit Tweets Presidential Announcement

(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Rep. Schock Resigns From Congress

 

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Word is he’ll throw a lavish resignation party with the theme “Fall Of The Roman Empire”.

Clinton Emails To Be Released

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Hopefully The Restrooms Are Clean

Florida: Don’t Say Climate Change

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This Guy Almost Is A Vegetable

“Unfinished Business” Stars In Free Photos

So we could take them and write goofy dialog balloons for them and it would be legal!

What would the fun be in that?

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