So Is Stupidity

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Sessions Failed To Disclose Russia Meetings

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Chelsea Manning Released From Prison

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Must Have Seen TV

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Everyone is 20 years older so it will be 20 times funnier!

Nothing Up My Sleeve….

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Barron Trump Will Be The New FBI Director

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Cue The Banjo Music

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They Are Still In Town, Right?

It’s Not As Bad As Waiting For A Beatles Reunion

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No, But Yes He Is

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Sayonara Douchebag!

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While Supplies Last!

It’s Just Common Sense!

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Containment Has Been Breached

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AH-OOGA! AH-OOGA! One of Them has escaped the secure facility in Washington D.C.

Word has it Kushner is trying to negotiate a deal where the Russians take Iraq off our hands, and that’s it – as soon as it closes escrow we’re out, they’re in, and we walk away clean! Everybody’s happy!

The Senate Says “Nyet!”

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Trump Goes On Pussy-Grabbing Spree After Healthcare Fail

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Trump Appoints Commissars To Watch The Watchers

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Chuck Berry

Conway Clarifies Trump Wiretap Claim

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Feeling Motivated?

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Look A Cute Dog Tell Your Friends!

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Transition From Power Too Much For Ex-First Lady?

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Instead Of Just Virtually Everybody

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Let Us Pray This Shit Won’t Go On For Four Whole Years

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A Definition

Mimesis : noun – when your nemesis is Marcel Marceau.

Trump And Abe At The White House

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Not To Mention The Fate Of The Poor Nauga

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Birth, Life, And Windows

I’ll start by drawing the reader’s attention to figure 1. This is the Windows 7 file properties report for the most fundamental of files stored on my HP mega-laptop, the 20″ HDX 9000 Dragon that was popular late in the previous decade.

 

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Figure 1

As we can see from the image, the boot shell command file is the very spark and quintessence of this machine – this is the last saved “image” of the freshly manufactured machine’s on state – a recording of the device’s “soul”, if you will. And you will, won’t you, because people love to anthropomorphize everything around them, so why should a pile of various materials arranged in a particular, repeatable pattern like a major appliance be immune? But this is the digital version of the Fountain of Youth: this is a copy of the current OS-install start-‘er-up data that will, once done doing what it does, return my Dragon Lady to her original factory splendour, young and vibrant and showing-off her sexy Windows Vista operating system.

At least I think so – who really knows? (Seriously does anyone know what this file does? I’m considering upgrading the old girl to larger-yet-faster SSD drives and doing a bottom-up Windows 7 Pro installation.)

I believe that system life begins at birth, not at inception. Inception is a remote and often rather random process of collating and storing a clean-burned system image for production in a massive factory in China, when billions of renminbi are on the line and orders are pouring-in from America, Europe, Asia, India, Canada, the former Soviet Union, and Mexico but not the rest of Latin America because they’re too poor, being underpaid to produce whatever’s left-over that isn’t made in China now.

Nasty Crack Found In Arizona

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Oh, never mind – it’s just Jan Brewer.

Shia LaBeouf Beats The Unity Out Of A Trump Supporter

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