Johnson Flubs Again

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

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Here He Comes To Save The Day

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S Korea Says They Have Plan To Assassinate Kim Jong Un

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Now the burning question: why did they feel the need to actually say it?

….And Nobody Came?

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(Click the image to read the full story at PoliticusUSA.com)

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Or Maybe It’s The Other Way Around

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Trump Urges Followers To Kill Clinton

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Looks Pretty Transparent To Us

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She Got The Money!

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Trump Allows Negroes To Stand Near Him

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(Click the image to read the full story at FoxNews.com)

….and they weren’t serving him – well, food, anyway.

First Commercial Flight From US To Cuba In 50 Years

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Stop The Hate

Dentism

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Travolta Replaced By Android – No One Notices

NoFooling

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Makes Sense

IntDesign

Melania Trump Warns Media Outlets

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Trump Floats Daughter For Cabinet Post

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The Main Reason To Vote For Hillary

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There’s An App For That

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I See What She Did There

It appears Donald Trump’s wife Melania has been the victim of some rogue GOP speechwriter. Not only did her speech Rickroll her husband, but it is being reported at least one section of her spiel was lifted from an old Michelle Obama speech.

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Everything You Know Is A Lie

One of the images below has been Photoshopped. Guess which one. Some news organizations apparently aren’t as good at actually looking at stuff as you are.

(Click the image to read the full story at EliteDaily.com)

(Click the image to read the full story at EliteDaily.com)

Farage Gloats Like Douche In EU Parliament

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Will The UK Leave The EU?

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With about 70% of the votes counted it’s looking like they will.

Senate Does Nothing Again

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No, we are not advocating violence – just wondering what the Hell does it take to get these assholes to do something?

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It’s Time For The Healing To Begin

Apology

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No More Excuses

GunsMurder

Tonight’s Television Highlights

V3rdWave

Really, this is an extremely clever ploy on the reptilian aliens in rubber masks part. No matter which way the referendum to leave the European Eunion goes the foul lizards maintain their power base while destabilizing the EuEu politically, economically, and worst of all publically – revealing underlying tendencies toward racism and classism that many Britons may be surprised to see in their society.

Not that they have anything on the US as far racism/classism/dickism go. I mean we didn’t invent the concept of an underclass that is kept in a menial condition dependent on the overclass’ largesse, but we do it with such deeply seated, rooted, yet repressed utter racism that we get all the points for style. We’re number one! We’re number one!

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Ryan Says Racist Trump Better Than Clinton

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Trump Defends The Size Of His Skin

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These Things Must Be Tested-Out Sometime

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(Click the image to read the full story at ArsTechnica.com)

I like to think these people, primitive as they were, took some pride in the craftsmanship shown by their weapons and tools.

I choose to believe that Og who was good at making points but not at making shafts traded with Grf who made great shafts but lousy points: for a certain amount of the passage of the Bright Thing from when it returns Og will sharpen Grf’s points, while in turn Grf will straighten Og’s shafts.

Then they contract with some distributor tribe to offer their sharpened sticks to outliers in return for colorful, glowy seashells they say they get from giants like anyone would buy that.

The Outliers are obviously in league with the bad spirits who cause babies to die and take life from the Old Ones. Some day Og and Grf will stop selling them spears and they’ll invade their land with new, improved spears tipped with sharpened bits of the seashells they get from them. Then they’ll control the seashell supply and no one else will get any weaponized seashell products.

These people weren’t just savages in competition for the meager resources they could find lying about – these people were entrepreneurs, dammit!

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Maybe The Secret Sauce?

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Capitalisn’t

CapitalIsn't

By theAntiELVIS Posted in News