It’s Just Common Sense!

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Containment Has Been Breached

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AH-OOGA! AH-OOGA! One of Them has escaped the secure facility in Washington D.C.

Word has it Kushner is trying to negotiate a deal where the Russians take Iraq off our hands, and that’s it – as soon as it closes escrow we’re out, they’re in, and we walk away clean! Everybody’s happy!

The Senate Says “Nyet!”

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Trump Goes On Pussy-Grabbing Spree After Healthcare Fail

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Trump Appoints Commissars To Watch The Watchers

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Conway Clarifies Trump Wiretap Claim

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Transition From Power Too Much For Ex-First Lady?

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Let Us Pray This Shit Won’t Go On For Four Whole Years

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Trump And Abe At The White House

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It’s Like The Facts Are New And Improved!

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The Divine Revelations Of Gracelessland

“And they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names have not been written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, seeing the beast, that it was a thing, orange in color and with a bad haircut, and is not and yet now is” (Rev.17:8)

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It’s Like A Fresh Spring Rain

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After All “Gringo” Does Mean “Fat-Assed White Folks With Too Much Money”

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He Didn’t Say Wall

Donald Trump never said he wants to build a “wall” at the US/Mexico border. He said Wal-Mart! It’s a unique new economic model where each facility will have doors for workers on the Mexican side of the border, and doors for customers on the US side. In a direct one-to-one relationship each US citizen will have a Mexican national to manufacture all the cheap junk they buy. You’ll actually know the name of your underpaid industrial slave.

It’s a win-win situation: the workers get jobs so they want to stay on the Mexican side, and US companies get huge breaks on their labor costs so they’ll want to stay on the US side. And did I mention the people on the Mexican side will want to stay on the Mexican side? So that’s like a win-win-win situation.

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If There Is Ever Another Election

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Obama: I Could Have Won Again

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Christie Turned Down Trump’s Offers

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Giuliani Stiffed On Cabinet Post

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It’s All Right There On The Map

China is shaped like a chicken, and as ancient traditions teach us “a chicken without wings cannot fly, a chicken without legs cannot run, but a chicken without a beak cannot peck”. This is why China is so concerned with Southeast Asia (legs) and the Korean Peninsula (beak): it is obvious the chicken must eat to grow powerful and then confront the issue of running. So the Koreas are first on China’s list of conquests.

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Donald Trump sees this. Donald Trump knows this. Donald Trump knows that while everyone else in the world is working to influence the outcome of the Syrian civil war, the real menace is the chicken getting its beak and its legs back. This is why he’s using Taiwan as the chink in China’s armor to gradually gain the upper-hand on the Chinese government, however that works. Just look at the map: Taiwan isn’t even part of the chicken!

Donald Trump knows China’s threats to go to war over Taiwan, and the United States decades-long policy of protecting Taiwan while not recognizing them officially is all a bunch of b.s. because Korea is obviously China’s first priority – it’s half-way in control of the northern part of the peninsula, which is like the chicken having nostrils, but it eventually must control the southern extremity to have a tongue and to peck.

No – China will always back-down over Taiwan because it’s just a feather that has fallen-off, or something, and not a real body part which is what the chicken must concentrate on to be whole and able to take over the world. And Donald Trump knows it. And he knows that in a war with China Taiwan would be an excellent base of operations for the U.S., but China probably doesn’t realize that being so involved with it’s missing body parts and all – so it’s important to support Taiwan’s independence because then it’s a different country and China wouldn’t want to break international law by attacking its neighbors, right? Defuses the whole situation!

Donald Trump knows this.

Scrubba-dub-dub

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Trump Fills Swamp With Sewage

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….aaaand Another Trumpeter Snaps

All across America they are snapping and going psycho – Trump supporters, often average everyday white people of middle or upper-middle or even upper class who suddenly start screaming as all those psychotic pressures that have built up over the decades are suddenly released in a sort-of Trumpgasm that gets all over everyone.

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First Florence Henderson – Now Fidel Castro

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He was of a generation of tense bullshit people like Nixon, Khrushchev, The Shah of Iran, Yasser Arafat, etc. that made growing-up in the 1960s and 1970s a special, colorful, subtextually frightening time.

Prance Rebus: No Conflict Of Interest For Trump

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I’ll Bet That Piano Smells Great!

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Here There And Everywhere

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We’ve Cracked The Code

The government dog just shook a large number of political fleas out of its hair and, unfortunately, into lobbying and media jobs. Look for some old friends who suddenly wield semi-divine power over what business does and mostly does not get done. And look for some fresh faces anxious to make a name for themselves, probably by attacking Trump or slavishly licking his backside.

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This Just In

Hot off the GraceLessLand wire:

  • All Americans will be required to own a copy of “Art of the Deal” – and not a used copy, either, but a brand new one!
  • The economic recovery has been called-off due to the new requirement that only the 0.0001% at the top will make any money.
  • Your new Attorney General, Chris Christie, will put a stop to all this legal marijuana nonsense and deprive the states of billions in tax revenue.
  • All Muslims will be required to have an identification chip implanted under their skin that also contains an explosive charge that can be detonated remotely.
  • Women will no longer be allowed to dress as they wish – anything that obstructs access to their genitalia is banned.
  • The President will henceforth be called “Pharaoh”, and all citizens will be required to spend six months each year working on Pharaoh’s Wall.
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Step Right Up And Take A Chance!

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Let The Weighing Of The Two Evils Begin

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