ABC: No Fiorina For You

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Rand Paul Calls It Quits

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Cruz Wins Iowa; Huckabee Drops Out

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Trump Tweets During State Of The Union Address

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Obama Looks Into Executive Action On Guns

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Intelligence Test

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Graham Suspends Campaign

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Obama Prepares Executive Action On Guns

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Trump Family Values

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Jindal Drops 2016 Presidential Bid

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It’s A Key Demographic

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Quick! Repeal The 22nd Amendment!

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Why No Snark For The Debates?

I know I know – this stuff is like your main source of humorous nourishment, and during the last election I presented you with a daily feast of heavy-duty snarkiness during the Republican debates. But this time around Trump and Carson are doing my job for me. I mean how can I top these guys? They make fun of themselves every time they open their mouths!

Mrs. Clinton Goes To Washington

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It’s Probably Just As Well

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What embarrassing stuff might he have said about himself?

Meanwhile, In The Hunt For A New House Speaker…

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He’s a Giver

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Boehner Resigns!

U.S. House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner has resigned for unknown reasons.

U.S. House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner has resigned for unknown reasons.

Perry And Walker Are Out!

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Here are your commemorative stake-through-the-heart postcards – collect the whole set!

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Sorry It’s All Over Just Kidding!

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Judge Releases Davis From Jail

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Trump Decries “Gotcha” Questions

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Ailes And Trump Negotiate

Fox News boss Roger Ailes learns of Donald Trump's inflammatory comments about Megan Kelly.

Fox News boss Roger Ailes learns of Donald Trump’s inflammatory comments about Megan Kelly.

Fiorina Scores In “Losers” Debate

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Trump Crushes Opponents

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Very Simple

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Graham Responds To Trump

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Trump Disses Lindsey Graham

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Even Classier Than That!

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Clinton Denies Receiving Subpoena

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