White House To Release Second Ukraine Transcript

Today President Donald Trump said the White House will release a transcript of a second call to Ukraine “probably Tuesday”. GraceLessLand has obtained an advance copy:

 

President: Hello Ukraine, how are you?

Ukraine: Oh we’re good, Mr. President.

 

[REDACTED]

 

President: Okay well I guess that covers everything. Goodbye Ukraine.

Ukraine: Goodbye Mr . President.

Comrade Trump Is Working Hard For His Party

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There is no longer anything funny about this guy, but we’ll keep trying. Hopefully the U.S. will still be here in a couple of years and we can get back to funny-stupid instead of funny-scary. I hope Putin’s boots taste good because Trump just licked them for several hours.

Trump And Kim Are Having A Bromance

You have to wonder: is Kim Jong Un changing into a non-dictator, non-mass murderer to be more like Trump; or do they get along because Trump admires Kim’s utter corruption and wants to make the US more like North Korea?