Everything You Know Is A Lie

One of the images below has been Photoshopped.¬†Guess which one. Some news organizations apparently aren’t as good at actually looking at stuff as you are.

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Senate Does Nothing Again

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

No, we are not advocating violence Рjust wondering what the Hell does it take to get these assholes to do something?

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It’s Time For The Healing To Begin

Apology

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No More Excuses

GunsMurder

What Kind Of Monsters Have We Become?

I’ve often wondered what will we kill on Mars? Can a planet be inhabitable with nothing to kill? Will it be boring because there is no killing going on? Humanity has never actually experienced no killing – is it in our DNA?

Do we need killing to feel life has meaning. Perhaps human-killing-human will become the only instinctually satisfying form of killing – so we can at least watch that on the news on Mars. I take it for granted that no matter where humanity goes, the media goes with it.

Will we take animals to Mars to breed and kill them? Actually shipping cows and sheep would be too expensive, so it would have to be some kind of frozen-fetus deal. Can you grow a cow outside the womb? Will female humans be required to act as surrogates for (small) sheep or pigs or rabbits and whatnot to get the thing going?

Are we going to transplant fertilized sheep fetuses into women who colonize Mars?

Happy Commie Day

The word “mayday”, famously used in distress calls from ships at sea, is actually a mangling of the French word “m’aidez”, or “help me”.

Also May Day is, since about 1880 or-so, International Workers’ Day – so kiss a comrade today.

And it’s the anniversary of the Haymarket Massacre when police in Chicago killed 4 marchers in a peaceful protest. And that is, I’m pretty sure, the reason for it being International Workers’ Day.

But “May Day”, or something similar at this time of year, has been celebrated in religious traditions for probably thousands of years, originally simply to mark the end of winter. In the colonies that became the U.S. “freethinkers” celebrated May Day with maypole dances along with Native Americans (in the early years before real estate values went up).

And May Day is a reminder that it is only three days until May The Fourth Be With You day.

And only four days until Cinco de Mayo, celebrating Mexican Independence Mexico’s defeat of the French at the Battle of Puebla in 1862.

All of which makes me think the 1st through the 5th of May should be a national holiday – or whichever five weekdays fall closest. We don’t want to get cheated with weekends being included.

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Can You Find It In Your Heart To Give?

iGeneration

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The Evidence Is Undeniable

Neanderthals

Obama Looks Into Executive Action On Guns

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

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Intelligence Test

WeWill

Obama Prepares Executive Action On Guns

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Man Jumps White House Fence While First Family At Home

“According to two CNN photojournalists who witnessed the incident, the men was carrying an envelope, had on a blue shirt and white pants and was cloaked in an American flag.”

Below is an artist’s rendering of the man.

This is the lunatic who tried to get into the White House.

This is the lunatic who tried to get into the White House.

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Sorry It’s All Over Just Kidding!

KimDavisBack

Don’t Be A Knee-Jerk

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Supreme Court Approves Same-Sex Marriage

SameSexLaw

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First The Symbols Of Hate Must Go….

SCFlag

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Make Them An Offer They Can’t Refuse

ByeByeTexas

Breaking News: The Rich Don’t Give A Shit

They think the poor have it easy. I guess that’s why so many of them became poor under the Bush administration.

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Killers Can’t Win

NoKill

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It Will Do You No Good To Hold Your Breath

NoneCanBreathe

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Talk Amongst Yourselves – And Everyone Else

DisarmThePolice

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And Their Heads Up Their Asses

Gamergate

Malala Yousafzai Wins Nobel Peace Prize

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Perkins: Supreme Court Uses “Back-Alley Maneuver”

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Hey Look It’s Pond Scum

RightScum

Dallas Mavericks’ Cuban: Everyone Is Racist

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Please Note Some Changes To The Map

ArizonaUganda

Perkins: Wealth Should Determine Voting Rights

(Click the image to read the full story on this douchebag at CNN.com)

(Click the image to read the full story on this douchebag at CNN.com)

Duck Star Suspended For Comments About “Gay Sin”

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Bob Dylan Charged With Inciting Hatred In France

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