He was of a generation of tense bullshit people like Nixon, Khrushchev, The Shah of Iran, Yasser Arafat, etc. that made growing-up in the 1960s and 1970s a special, colorful, subtextually frightening time.
Hot off the GraceLessLand wire:
- All Americans will be required to own a copy of “Art of the Deal” – and not a used copy, either, but a brand new one!
- The economic recovery has been called-off due to the new requirement that only the 0.0001% at the top will make any money.
- Your new Attorney General, Chris Christie, will put a stop to all this legal marijuana nonsense and deprive the states of billions in tax revenue.
- All Muslims will be required to have an identification chip implanted under their skin that also contains an explosive charge that can be detonated remotely.
- Women will no longer be allowed to dress as they wish – anything that obstructs access to their genitalia is banned.
- The President will henceforth be called “Pharaoh”, and all citizens will be required to spend six months each year working on Pharaoh’s Wall.
Former Egyptian strongman Hosni Mubarak has reportedly been declared clinically dead at a hospital in Cairo after suffering a massive heart attack. However, sources in the Egyptian military dispute this claim, saying Mubarak is alive but in critical condition, kind of like Egypt.