Breaking News: The Rich Don’t Give A Shit

They think the poor have it easy. I guess that’s why so many of them became poor under the Bush administration.

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Boehner Re-Elected As House Speaker

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Everyone On The Internet Should Draw A Cartoon Of Mohammed

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He’s Been Making It Into Software For Years

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(Click the image to read the full story at Money.CNN.com)

Gohmert Will Challenge Boehner

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(Click the image to read the full story at FoxNews.com)

This Is Working-Out About As Well As Bill Cosby’s Twitter Meme

So apparently a lot of what cops do is completely unnecessary. Nice of the police union to prove that point for us.

Graham: Make Sure N. Korea Feels Pain

(Click the image to see the video at CNN.com)

(Click the image to see the video at CNN.com)

All The Stiffs That Are Fit To List

CNN is doing the honors this year. Mickey Rooney was a particularly short person who died this year.

A Rose By Any Other Name

This is a quote from the Wikipedia entry on guitar pickups:

….the humbucking pickup was invented by Joseph Raymond “Ray” Butts, but Seth Lover of Gibson was also working on one himself. Ray Butts initially developed one on his own and later worked withGretsch.[1] Who developed it first is a matter of some debate, but Ray Butts was awarded the first patent (U.S. Patent 2,892,371) and Seth Lover came next (U.S. Patent 2,896,491). Ultimately, both men developed essentially the same concept, but Ray Butts was never recognized as the one who produced it first.

I wonder why? Say you’re developing an ad campaign in 1955 for cool new noiseless guitar pickups. Here on the one hand you have an inventor named “Lover” working at Gibson, and on the other you have a guy named “Butts” working for Gretsch….

Issa IRS Report: Nothing

(Click the image to read the full story at NYTimes.com)

(Click the image to read the full story at NYTimes.com)

Must Not See TV

This is the best thing on television right now.

This is the best thing on television right now.

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Killers Can’t Win

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Hey Raw Materials Are Where You Find Them

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It Will Do You No Good To Hold Your Breath

NoneCanBreathe

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Talk Amongst Yourselves – And Everyone Else

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Spread The Word

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Senate Report: Torture Used Extensively By CIA

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(Click the image to read the full story at FoxNews.com)

Marky Mark Wants Black Mark Erased

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Obama Picks Donors As Ambassadors

Pretty-much the way all presidents do, according to this Washington Post article.

Pretty-much the way all presidents do, according to this Washington Post article.

A Photobomb With Bite

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(Click the image to read the full story at Twitter.com)

Giuliani: Shootings Need “Context”

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(Click the image to read the full story at HuffingtonPost.com)

Deliver Us From Douchebags

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Graham: Benghazi Report Is “Crap”

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Rand Paul Develops Stand-Up Comedy Act

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(Click the image to read the full story at RawStory.com)

No Word On Reading And Math

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(Click the image to read the full story at FoxNews.com)

Another Myth Disproven

Stabbing them with it didn't work, either!

Stabbing them with it didn’t work, either!

Limbaugh To Sue Democrats For Defamation

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(Click the image to read the full story at FoxNews.com)

N. Korea Frees Two Americans

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Two Mans With Plans

So if you are working 60 hours-a-week at three part-time jobs, you won't have healthcare - read the full story at DailyKos.com)

So if you are working 60 hours-a-week at three part-time jobs, you won’t have healthcare – read the full story at DailyKos.com)

Use A Towel!

We have Dish Network and so could not follow the elections on CNN, as they are no longer available due to a contract dispute. We¬†tried to watch on Fox News, but couldn’t make anything out because of all the semen that was flying through the air in the studio.