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Doesn’t It Make You Angry?

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McConnell Says Democrats To Blame

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Trump Takes Florida – Rubio Out

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Nancy Reagan Dies

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Carson Says No “Political Path Forward”

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They’re Risking Their Souls

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Man Set On Fire By ECigarette

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Trump Wins S.C. – Jeb Drops Out

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GOP Town Hall: Biggest Take-Aways

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Christie Drops Out Of Race

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Oregon Standoff Ends: 1 Dead, Many Stupid

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Fiorina Returns To The Darkness From Whence She Came

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ABC: No Fiorina For You

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Rand Paul Calls It Quits

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Cruz Wins Iowa; Huckabee Drops Out

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Handful Of Gunmen Hold-out At Bird Sanctuary

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Trump Tweets During State Of The Union Address

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Obama Looks Into Executive Action On Guns

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Intelligence Test

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Graham Suspends Campaign

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Obama Prepares Executive Action On Guns

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Trump Family Values

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Man Jumps White House Fence While First Family At Home

“According to two CNN photojournalists who witnessed the incident, the men was carrying an envelope, had on a blue shirt and white pants and was cloaked in an American flag.”

Below is an artist’s rendering of the man.

This is the lunatic who tried to get into the White House.

This is the lunatic who tried to get into the White House.

Spy Pollard Released After 30 Years

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Carson Compares Refugees To Dogs

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Jindal Drops 2016 Presidential Bid

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It’s A Key Demographic

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Quick! Repeal The 22nd Amendment!

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Why No Snark For The Debates?

I know I know – this stuff is like your main source of humorous nourishment, and during the last election I presented you with a daily feast of heavy-duty snarkiness during the Republican debates. But this time around Trump and Carson are doing my job for me. I mean how can I top these guys? They make fun of themselves every time they open their mouths!

New “Star Wars” Spoilers

Here at GraceLessLand we are privy to some inside information about “The Force Awakens”, mostly because this stuff is pretty obvious from the trailers.

  • Luke has gone over to the Dark Side – that’s him in the mask holding the red lightsaber. He has become obsessed with making his father’s dream of galactic domination a reality. This is great for Mark Hamill, because not only has it been a long time between paychecks but Darth Vader was much more popular than Luke Skywalker ever was, so he should be able to milk this for a ton of voice-over jobs, and he can double his autograph fee at conventions.
  • Han Solo has found true love – with his best friend and better-half, Chewbacca. That’s what Princess Leia is crying about when she hugs him in the trailer. But Han and Chewie are unable to marry under the repressive laws of the desert planet they are living on, and so once again they must fight for what is right.
  • Princess Leia is not handling menopause well – when she has hot flashes her Force Powers cause people around her to spontaneously combust.
  • C3PO and R2D2 aren’t droids – but are actually a Jedi mind-trick to conceal their true identities as the actual twins fathered by Darth Vader. This is why they are never the droids you are looking for.
  • Storm Troopers are not clones – they are temps – that’s why they are so bad at their job.