Trump Family Values

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Man Jumps White House Fence While First Family At Home

“According to two CNN photojournalists who witnessed the incident, the men was carrying an envelope, had on a blue shirt and white pants and was cloaked in an American flag.”

Below is an artist’s rendering of the man.

This is the lunatic who tried to get into the White House.

This is the lunatic who tried to get into the White House.

Spy Pollard Released After 30 Years

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Carson Compares Refugees To Dogs

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Jindal Drops 2016 Presidential Bid

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It’s A Key Demographic

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Quick! Repeal The 22nd Amendment!

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Why No Snark For The Debates?

I know I know – this stuff is like your main source of humorous nourishment, and during the last election I presented you with a daily feast of heavy-duty snarkiness during the Republican debates. But this time around Trump and Carson are doing my job for me. I mean how can I top these guys? They make fun of themselves every time they open their mouths!

New “Star Wars” Spoilers

Here at GraceLessLand we are privy to some inside information about “The Force Awakens”, mostly because this stuff is pretty obvious from the trailers.

  • Luke has gone over to the Dark Side – that’s him in the mask holding the red lightsaber. He has become obsessed with making his father’s dream of galactic domination a reality. This is great for Mark Hamill, because not only has it been a long time between paychecks but Darth Vader was much more popular than Luke Skywalker ever was, so he should be able to milk this for a ton of voice-over jobs, and he can double his autograph fee at conventions.
  • Han Solo has found true love – with his best friend and better-half, Chewbacca. That’s what Princess Leia is crying about when she hugs him in the trailer. But Han and Chewie are unable to marry under the repressive laws of the desert planet they are living on, and so once again they must fight for what is right.
  • Princess Leia is not handling menopause well – when she has hot flashes her Force Powers cause people around her to spontaneously combust.
  • C3PO and R2D2 aren’t droids – but are actually a Jedi mind-trick to conceal their true identities as the actual twins fathered by Darth Vader. This is why they are never the droids you are looking for.
  • Storm Troopers are not clones – they are temps – that’s why they are so bad at their job.

Mrs. Clinton Goes To Washington

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It’s Probably Just As Well

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What embarrassing stuff might he have said about himself?

Meanwhile, In The Hunt For A New House Speaker…

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He’s a Giver

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Boehner Resigns!

U.S. House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner has resigned for unknown reasons.

U.S. House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner has resigned for unknown reasons.

Perry And Walker Are Out!

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Here are your commemorative stake-through-the-heart postcards – collect the whole set!

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Everyone Has Their Role To Play

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Sorry It’s All Over Just Kidding!

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Judge Releases Davis From Jail

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Trump Decries “Gotcha” Questions

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Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

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Ailes And Trump Negotiate

Fox News boss Roger Ailes learns of Donald Trump's inflammatory comments about Megan Kelly.

Fox News boss Roger Ailes learns of Donald Trump’s inflammatory comments about Megan Kelly.

Fiorina Scores In “Losers” Debate

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Trump Crushes Opponents

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Who’s Cute Now?

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Very Simple

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Graham Responds To Trump

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Trump Disses Lindsey Graham

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Even Classier Than That!

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Clinton Denies Receiving Subpoena

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It Was In All The Papers

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