Everyone Loves Beach-Front Property

The Russian fleet is believed to be sailing to the Syrian port of Tartus. Russia’s defense ministry said on October 10 that the country was poised to transform its naval facility there into a permanent base.

That’s the last paragraph of this story about Russian warships moving to their new military foothold in the Middle East. It should be the first paragraph – in fact it’s short enough to be a sub-title, or one of those excerpts you see highlighted by font modifications in some blog posts.

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The Sink’s Kind Of Small

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As Far As We Know

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

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That’s Gonna Leave A Mark

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Watch! Listen! Report!

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“Quantum Leap”! I Loved That Show!

It’s not like she’s torturing them – it’s part of her education program to retrain workers to meet the challenges of the 21st century. Things like the concept of too-much liberty, of having all decisions made for you by “Privatized Domesticity”, where most people will live in blocks of corporate housing, sealed inside a polycarbonate capsule for the six-hour rest period each will be allowed daily. And woe to the privatized person that is caught without their identity chip subdermally implanted in the end of their nose! The Guardians will smack your face into the reader again and again before they catch-on you just don’t have one. These represent huge challenges to those in power and who want to remain in power. Re-eduction simply eases the transition to privatization.

People like this woman prattling-on about how someone is a threat to their mythological belief system offend my sensibilities as a believer in the corporate One to which we all contribute daily, and ultimately for the rest of our corporate lives. If this reeducation program requires bringing Janet Reno out of retirement then so be it!

(Click the image to read the full story at RawStory.com)

(Click the image to read the full story at RawStory.com)

Giuliani Falls On His Sword For The Republican Party

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Johnson Flubs Again

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

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Here He Comes To Save The Day

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S Korea Says They Have Plan To Assassinate Kim Jong Un

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Now the burning question: why did they feel the need to actually say it?

….And Nobody Came?

(Click the image to read the full story at PoliticusUSA.com)

(Click the image to read the full story at PoliticusUSA.com)

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Or Maybe It’s The Other Way Around

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Trump Urges Followers To Kill Clinton

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Looks Pretty Transparent To Us

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She Got The Money!

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(Click the image to read the full story at FoxNews.com)

Trump Allows Negroes To Stand Near Him

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(Click the image to read the full story at FoxNews.com)

….and they weren’t serving him – well, food, anyway.

First Commercial Flight From US To Cuba In 50 Years

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

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Stop The Hate

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Travolta Replaced By Android – No One Notices

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Makes Sense

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Melania Trump Warns Media Outlets

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Trump Floats Daughter For Cabinet Post

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The Main Reason To Vote For Hillary

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There’s An App For That

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I See What She Did There

It appears Donald Trump’s wife Melania has been the victim of some rogue GOP speechwriter. Not only did her speech Rickroll her husband, but it is being reported at least one section of her spiel was lifted from an old Michelle Obama speech.

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Everything You Know Is A Lie

One of the images below has been Photoshopped. Guess which one. Some news organizations apparently aren’t as good at actually looking at stuff as you are.

(Click the image to read the full story at EliteDaily.com)

(Click the image to read the full story at EliteDaily.com)

Farage Gloats Like Douche In EU Parliament

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Will The UK Leave The EU?

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With about 70% of the votes counted it’s looking like they will.

Senate Does Nothing Again

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

No, we are not advocating violence – just wondering what the Hell does it take to get these assholes to do something?

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It’s Time For The Healing To Begin

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