Romney’s Out! World Saved From Mormon Takeover!

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Rings 200-Times Bigger Than Saturn’s Discovered

Saturn says it’s not the size of your rings, but how you use them that counts.

One Of Those “Gotcha” Questions

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(Click the image to read the full story at PoliticusUSA.com)

French Lives Matter 166 Times More

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(Click the image to read the full story at TheGuardian.com)

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A Sneak Peek At The State Of The Union Address

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Cruz Has A Record As A Juvenile Delinquent

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Senate: Gas Prices Are Low To Stay – Raise Gas Tax

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Breaking News: The Rich Don’t Give A Shit

They think the poor have it easy. I guess that’s why so many of them became poor under the Bush administration.

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Boehner Re-Elected As House Speaker

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Everyone On The Internet Should Draw A Cartoon Of Mohammed

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He’s Been Making It Into Software For Years

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(Click the image to read the full story at Money.CNN.com)

Gohmert Will Challenge Boehner

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This Is Working-Out About As Well As Bill Cosby’s Twitter Meme

So apparently a lot of what cops do is completely unnecessary. Nice of the police union to prove that point for us.

Graham: Make Sure N. Korea Feels Pain

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(Click the image to see the video at CNN.com)

All The Stiffs That Are Fit To List

CNN is doing the honors this year. Mickey Rooney was a particularly short person who died this year.

A Rose By Any Other Name

This is a quote from the Wikipedia entry on guitar pickups:

….the humbucking pickup was invented by Joseph Raymond “Ray” Butts, but Seth Lover of Gibson was also working on one himself. Ray Butts initially developed one on his own and later worked withGretsch.[1] Who developed it first is a matter of some debate, but Ray Butts was awarded the first patent (U.S. Patent 2,892,371) and Seth Lover came next (U.S. Patent 2,896,491). Ultimately, both men developed essentially the same concept, but Ray Butts was never recognized as the one who produced it first.

I wonder why? Say you’re developing an ad campaign in 1955 for cool new noiseless guitar pickups. Here on the one hand you have an inventor named “Lover” working at Gibson, and on the other you have a guy named “Butts” working for Gretsch….

Issa IRS Report: Nothing

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Must Not See TV

This is the best thing on television right now.

This is the best thing on television right now.

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Killers Can’t Win

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Hey Raw Materials Are Where You Find Them

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It Will Do You No Good To Hold Your Breath

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Talk Amongst Yourselves – And Everyone Else

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Spread The Word

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Senate Report: Torture Used Extensively By CIA

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Marky Mark Wants Black Mark Erased

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Obama Picks Donors As Ambassadors

Pretty-much the way all presidents do, according to this Washington Post article.

Pretty-much the way all presidents do, according to this Washington Post article.

A Photobomb With Bite

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(Click the image to read the full story at Twitter.com)

Giuliani: Shootings Need “Context”

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(Click the image to read the full story at HuffingtonPost.com)

Deliver Us From Douchebags

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Graham: Benghazi Report Is “Crap”

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