Are they sure she’s dead? She might just be heavily drugged.
Oh, what, too soon for you people? Larry Wilmore still hasn’t forgotten about you, motherfucker!
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The trick is to also have a hibachi when you need it.
Numerous women have accused you of sexual harassment and even rape – you lost your job and your wife has left you – but buck-up, pal, I understand Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly have a spare room at their place. I’m sure they would welcome you there.
The author says “with the blood of the victims still wet on the ground, people jumped to politicize the event”. But people don’t need to “jump” to politicize something that is inherently political. The decision to murder 59 people and injure over 500 others is not somehow “non-political”, it is the ultimate in politics: making the decision to end someone’s life is about as political as it gets, whether it’s mass murder or the death penalty, or a declaration of war. This statement about “politicizing” an “event” is code for “I love guns”. Apparently there is no appropriate time to discuss gun control because the weaklings who depend on them for their false sense of power and self-worth have no realistic argument against it. Every time one person shoots another these people are complicit in the commission of a crime.