Caroline Kennedy Considered For Ambassador Role

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Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Leaving Accident Scene

Lindsay Lohan was arrested in New York after leaving the scene of an accident in which she allegedly hit a pedestrian.

Lohan entered the parking area of the Dream Hotel in her 2010 Porsche Cayenne shortly after midnight, police said. The hotel shares a driveway with a restaurant. Police allege that as Lohan was entering she hit a restaurant employee.

Lohan allegedly continued into the driveway and parked her car, leaving the scene of the accident. When Lohan was arrested she was heard to complain “you mean I have to stop and report an accident every time I run someone over in a parking lot? Do you have any idea how often that happens?”

Evidence In Hang Gliding Accident “Retrieved”

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have retrieved a memory card that may contain evidence in the death of a woman who fell from a hang glider. Lenami Godinez-Avila fell hundreds of feet to her death during a tandem hang-gliding flight with an instructor. William Jonathan Orders, 50, the hang gliding instructor who was arrested and charged with obstructing justice, apparently removed the memory card from an on-board video camera and swallowed it.

Driver Cited For Hitting Lord Jesus Christ

Here’s a story on Fox’s site that tells of a Massachusetts woman who hit a pedestrian named Lord Jesus Christ. The driver was cited for failing to yield to a messiah. Mr. Christ, from Belchertown, suffered only superficial wounds and healed himself at a local hospital. “You’d think a guy who can walk on water would be able to make it safely across the street” a local police spokeperson didn’t, but absolutely wanted to say.