Scientists Create Synthetic Life

Researchers at the Frank N. Stein Institute in Maryland have announced the creation of the first artificial living cell, which they have named Ed.

“This is a hugh leap forward. We can now create completely synthetic nipples for all those people who have none” Dr. Stein said.

Apparently the new nipple cells are blue because it’s cold in the lab.

The new synthetic cells decide what to do on their first day of "life"