Romney Brings Ringers To NAACP Speech

GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney broke with the precedent set by George W. Bush and actually talked to black citizens by giving a speech to the NAACP national convention. Romney appeared to be choosing his words carefully so as not to use too many big ones, and in general had the demeanor of an insurance salesman pitching a life policy to a group of five year olds.

The crowd was respectful and interested, applauded many times and gave the candidate a standing ovation at the end of the speech. But they also booed him for an extended period when he remarked that one way he would create jobs was to repeal “Obamacare”.

After the speech Romney appeared on Fox News and claimed to have had a meeting with “a number of African-American leaders after the event”, where they confided that they were actually dissatisfied with Barack Obama and were looking for “someone who can get the economy going, so I expect to get African-American votes.”

And he will – he’ll get the votes of the African-American Republicans he brought to the convention with him, and whom he met with afterward. None were actually members of the NAACP, according to the Director of the Washington Bureau of the NAACP, Hilary Shelton. They did cheer for him vociferously, though.

This isn’t the first time Romney has “salted” a crowd with ringers: he has brought in busloads of young Mormon college students to cheer for him at other events – kind of the way Marty Feldman took control of the mutiny in “Yellowbeard”.

Serbs Boo Amy Winehouse Off Stage

An audience in Belgrade, Serbia booed singer Amy Winehouse as she stumbled through her songs and aimlessly wandered about the stage this weekend. The obviously intoxicated Winehouse even brought a backup singer to her microphone to fill-in at one point, then left the stage with a contemptuous wave of her hand toward the jeering audience.

A representative for the famously drug and alcohol-addled Grammy-winner announced cancellation of her next two shows and probably the rest of her career. “She wasn’t drunk or high” the rep stated. “It’s that huge wig she wears – the pressure on her cranium makes her black-out.”

Amy Winehouse is booed by a concert audience in Serbia. If you bomb this bad in Serbia, you really BOMBED.