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Here He Comes To Save The Day

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S Korea Says They Have Plan To Assassinate Kim Jong Un

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Now the burning question: why did they feel the need to actually say it?

….And Nobody Came?

(Click the image to read the full story at PoliticusUSA.com)

(Click the image to read the full story at PoliticusUSA.com)

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Or Maybe It’s The Other Way Around

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Trump Urges Followers To Kill Clinton

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Looks Pretty Transparent To Us

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

She Got The Money!

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(Click the image to read the full story at FoxNews.com)

Trump Allows Negroes To Stand Near Him

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(Click the image to read the full story at FoxNews.com)

….and they weren’t serving him – well, food, anyway.

Melania Trump Warns Media Outlets

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Trump Floats Daughter For Cabinet Post

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The Main Reason To Vote For Hillary

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There’s An App For That

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I See What She Did There

It appears Donald Trump’s wife Melania has been the victim of some rogue GOP speechwriter. Not only did her speech Rickroll her husband, but it is being reported at least one section of her spiel was lifted from an old Michelle Obama speech.

(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Farage Gloats Like Douche In EU Parliament

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It’s Time For The Healing To Begin

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Ryan Says Racist Trump Better Than Clinton

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

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Trump Defends The Size Of His Skin

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Maybe The Secret Sauce?

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Trump Shakes His Etch-a-Sketch

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Donald Trump says his call for a ban on all Muslims entering (I imagine not leaving) the United States wasn’t a policy statement, but merely a suggestion. Kind of the way someone once suggested “what do all those indians need with all that land out west? They ain’t a doin’ nothin with it!”

Just One Stake Left – And It’s Gold Plated

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Got Him!

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Happy Commie Day

The word “mayday”, famously used in distress calls from ships at sea, is actually a mangling of the French word “m’aidez”, or “help me”.

Also May Day is, since about 1880 or-so, International Workers’ Day – so kiss a comrade today.

And it’s the anniversary of the Haymarket Massacre when police in Chicago killed 4 marchers in a peaceful protest. And that is, I’m pretty sure, the reason for it being International Workers’ Day.

But “May Day”, or something similar at this time of year, has been celebrated in religious traditions for probably thousands of years, originally simply to mark the end of winter. In the colonies that became the U.S. “freethinkers” celebrated May Day with maypole dances along with Native Americans (in the early years before real estate values went up).

And May Day is a reminder that it is only three days until May The Fourth Be With You day.

And only four days until Cinco de Mayo, celebrating Mexican Independence Mexico’s defeat of the French at the Battle of Puebla in 1862.

All of which makes me think the 1st through the 5th of May should be a national holiday – or whichever five weekdays fall closest. We don’t want to get cheated with weekends being included.

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Ted Cruz Sends Out A Letter To Voters

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The Evidence Is Undeniable

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Podesta: Hillary Wants The Truth About UFOs

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Indiana House Leader Resigns

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(Click the image to read the full story at Salon.com)

Nixon Used War On Drugs To Oppress Opposition

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

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Unfortunately We’re On Alderaan

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Doesn’t It Make You Angry?

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McConnell Says Democrats To Blame

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)