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Sayonara Douchebag!

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While Supplies Last!

It’s Just Common Sense!

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Containment Has Been Breached

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(Click the image to read the full story at .CNNcom)

AH-OOGA! AH-OOGA! One of Them has escaped the secure facility in Washington D.C.

Word has it Kushner is trying to negotiate a deal where the Russians take Iraq off our hands, and that’s it – as soon as it closes escrow we’re out, they’re in, and we walk away clean! Everybody’s happy!

The Senate Says “Nyet!”

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(Click the image to read the full story at NBCNews.com)

Trump Goes On Pussy-Grabbing Spree After Healthcare Fail

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Trump Appoints Commissars To Watch The Watchers

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(Click the image to read the full story at WashingtonPost.com)

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Chuck Berry

Conway Clarifies Trump Wiretap Claim

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

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Feeling Motivated?

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Look A Cute Dog Tell Your Friends!

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Transition From Power Too Much For Ex-First Lady?

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(Click the image to see the full story at CNN.com)

Instead Of Just Virtually Everybody

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Let Us Pray This Shit Won’t Go On For Four Whole Years

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A Definition

Mimesis : noun – when your nemesis is Marcel Marceau.

Trump And Abe At The White House

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Birth, Life, And Windows

I’ll start by drawing the reader’s attention to figure 1. This is the Windows 7 file properties report for the most fundamental of files stored on my HP mega-laptop, the 20″ HDX 9000 Dragon that was popular late in the previous decade.

 

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Figure 1

As we can see from the image, the boot shell command file is the very spark and quintessence of this machine – this is the last saved “image” of the freshly manufactured machine’s on state – a recording of the device’s “soul”, if you will. And you will, won’t you, because people love to anthropomorphize everything around them, so why should a pile of various materials arranged in a particular, repeatable pattern like a major appliance be immune? But this is the digital version of the Fountain of Youth: this is a copy of the current OS-install start-‘er-up data that will, once done doing what it does, return my Dragon Lady to her original factory splendour, young and vibrant and showing-off her sexy Windows Vista operating system.

At least I think so – who really knows? (Seriously does anyone know what this file does? I’m considering upgrading the old girl to larger-yet-faster SSD drives and doing a bottom-up Windows 7 Pro installation.)

I believe that system life begins at birth, not at inception. Inception is a remote and often rather random process of collating and storing a clean-burned system image for production in a massive factory in China, when billions of renminbi are on the line and orders are pouring-in from America, Europe, Asia, India, Canada, the former Soviet Union, and Mexico but not the rest of Latin America because they’re too poor, being underpaid to produce whatever’s left-over that isn’t made in China now.

Nasty Crack Found In Arizona

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(Click the image to read the full story at FoxNews.com)

Oh, never mind – it’s just Jan Brewer.

Shia LaBeouf Beats The Unity Out Of A Trump Supporter

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

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It’s Like The Facts Are New And Improved!

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The Divine Revelations Of Gracelessland

“And they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names have not been written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, seeing the beast, that it was a thing, orange in color and with a bad haircut, and is not and yet now is” (Rev.17:8)

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It’s Like A Fresh Spring Rain

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After All “Gringo” Does Mean “Fat-Assed White Folks With Too Much Money”

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He Didn’t Say Wall

Donald Trump never said he wants to build a “wall” at the US/Mexico border. He said Wal-Mart! It’s a unique new economic model where each facility will have doors for workers on the Mexican side of the border, and doors for customers on the US side. In a direct one-to-one relationship each US citizen will have a Mexican national to manufacture all the cheap junk they buy. You’ll actually know the name of your underpaid industrial slave.

It’s a win-win situation: the workers get jobs so they want to stay on the Mexican side, and US companies get huge breaks on their labor costs so they’ll want to stay on the US side. And did I mention the people on the Mexican side will want to stay on the Mexican side? So that’s like a win-win-win situation.

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If There Is Ever Another Election

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Crappy New Year

Might as well be honest about it.

Obama: I Could Have Won Again

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(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

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Also While Riding On A Train

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Good Riddance 2016!

About this time last year we were all mentioning how fucked-up 2015 was, and it was just a hint of how truly ass-fucked 2016 was.

Get used to this trend. And while doing so, go to ProPublica.org for some pretty-good journalism. We’re going to need it.

Your 2016 Celebrity Stiff List

Provided by Pox News. Still waiting for Abe Vigoda’s death to be a hoax.