Driver Cited For Hitting Lord Jesus Christ

Here’s a story on Fox’s site that tells of a Massachusetts woman who hit a pedestrian named Lord Jesus Christ. The driver was cited for failing to yield to a messiah. Mr. Christ, from Belchertown,¬†suffered only superficial wounds and healed himself at a local hospital. “You’d think a guy who can walk on water would be able to make it safely across the street” a local police spokeperson didn’t, but absolutely wanted to say.