Why No Snark For The Debates?

I know I know – this stuff is like your main source of humorous nourishment, and during the last election I presented you with a daily feast of heavy-duty snarkiness during the Republican debates. But this time around Trump and Carson are doing my job for me. I mean how can I top these guys? They make fun of themselves every time they open their mouths!

Romney Memo Outlines Expectations For Debates

An internal Romney campaign memo from longtime Romney adviser Beth Myers outlines reasons why the GOP candidate should not expect too much of himself in the upcoming presidential debates.

Romney Reveals Debate Strategy

Mitt Romney continued his display of classy election behavior by calling the President of the United States a liar in comments about upcoming debates. Romney is of course known for his strict adherence to the truth and complete openness and transparency in all situations.

Perry May Skip Future Debates

Texas Governor Rick Perry may not take part in any more Republican debates, mainly because people seem to remember the things he said in the previous debates.

GOP presidential contender Rick Perry may not attend future campaign debates, according to his communications director Ray Sullivan. “We’re about 60 days away from votes being cast,” Sullivan said on CNN’s “John King, USA” Wednesday. “That’s just ‘way too much time for Rick to say more stuff that makes little or no sense. We want to stay on message which is we have very little in the way of message.”

Perry himself expressed regret for participating in the debates so far: “These debates are set up for nothing more than to tear down the candidates. It’s pretty hard to be able to sit and lay out your ideas and your concepts with a one-minute response. Especially if those ideas and concepts are really hard for me to understand and remember, no matter how many times my staff makes me practice.”

The Perry campaign said it will instead concentrate on grassroots politicking in Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina, Florida and Nevada. “Especially Nevada – that was the debate where he really looked like a whiny moron. We’ve got a lot of damage control to do there” Sullivan said.