Donald Trump says his call for a ban on all Muslims entering (I imagine not leaving) the United States wasn’t a policy statement, but merely a suggestion. Kind of the way someone once suggested “what do all those indians need with all that land out west? They ain’t a doin’ nothin with it!”
I know I know – this stuff is like your main source of humorous nourishment, and during the last election I presented you with a daily feast of heavy-duty snarkiness during the Republican debates. But this time around Trump and Carson are doing my job for me. I mean how can I top these guys? They make fun of themselves every time they open their mouths!