The world will end Friday October 21, 2011, according to radio minister Harold Camping. Camping’s earlier prediction that the world would end May 21 turned-out to be wrong, but he says “I put new batteries in my calculator and now there’s no doubt, it’s Friday. I would have liked to give you all a heads-up sooner, but things kept coming up, like I had to have my tires rotated and my wife’s root canal – so I just got around to it. Have a nice last day!”
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