DIY Plastic Surgery

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Dealing With The Curse Of Celebrity

Nick Cage has it mastered.

Must Have Seen TV

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Everyone is 20 years older so it will be 20 times funnier!

Everyone Has Their Role To Play

Will This Carnage Never End?

Dear Internet Trolls

He Is Deep In The Plaktow – The Blood Fever

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Tension On The “American Sniper” Set

Will Bradley Cooper get a “sympathy Oscar” for being stuck acting with a fake baby?

Duggar: Holocaust Due To Evolution

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Joan Rivers Is Still Talking

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R.I.P. Joan Rivers

Entertainment Pioneer

Joan Rivers Rushed To Hospital

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Lewinsky: “I Was A Virgin To…Humiliation”

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And Another Giant Passes

Just When You Thought He Was Dead

I’ll bet even those fucks over at Coke or Pepsi or whoever set him on fire made money on this.

How Can You Avoid Thinking Of Cigars?

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Eleven Injured When Circus Equipment Fails

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Rapper Severs Penis And Attempts To Leap To His Death

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Lohan’s List Of Lovers Lengthens

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I Thought It Was Mickey Roarke

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Nugent: “Mongrel” Comment Wasn’t Racist

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Franco Attempts To Explain LeBeouf

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Bieber Pot Smoke Forced Flight Crew To Wear Masks

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Murderer Zimmerman To Box Rapper DMX

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What’s most pathetic about this is “Entertainment” was the only category this seemed to fit in.

R.I.P. Russell Johnson

Now only Ginger and Mary Ann are left on the island! I always suspected they were lesbians – otherwise why were the Professor, the Skipper, and Gilligan in such a hurry to escape?

Bieber Investigated

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Pam Anderson Remarries Ex-Husband

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Duck Star Suspended For Comments About “Gay Sin”

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Bob Dylan Charged With Inciting Hatred In France

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Alec Baldwin Threatens To Quit

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