Giuliani Stiffed On Cabinet Post

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It’s All Right There On The Map

China is shaped like a chicken, and as ancient traditions teach us “a chicken without wings cannot fly, a chicken without legs cannot run, but a chicken without a beak cannot peck”. This is why China is so concerned with Southeast Asia (legs) and the Korean Peninsula (beak): it is obvious the chicken must eat to grow powerful and then confront the issue of running. So the Koreas are first on China’s list of conquests.

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Donald Trump sees this. Donald Trump knows this. Donald Trump knows that while everyone else in the world is working to influence the outcome of the Syrian civil war, the real menace is the chicken getting its beak and its legs back. This is why he’s using Taiwan as the chink in China’s armor to gradually gain the upper-hand on the Chinese government, however that works. Just look at the map: Taiwan isn’t even part of the chicken!

Donald Trump knows China’s threats to go to war over Taiwan, and the United States decades-long policy of protecting Taiwan while not recognizing them officially is all a bunch of b.s. because Korea is obviously China’s first priority – it’s half-way in control of the northern part of the peninsula, which is like the chicken having nostrils, but it eventually must control the southern extremity to have a tongue and to peck.

No – China will always back-down over Taiwan because it’s just a feather that has fallen-off, or something, and not a real body part which is what the chicken must concentrate on to be whole and able to take over the world. And Donald Trump knows it. And he knows that in a war with China Taiwan would be an excellent base of operations for the U.S., but China probably doesn’t realize that being so involved with it’s missing body parts and all – so it’s important to support Taiwan’s independence because then it’s a different country and China wouldn’t want to break international law by attacking its neighbors, right? Defuses the whole situation!

Donald Trump knows this.

Scrubba-dub-dub

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Trump Fills Swamp With Sewage

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One More Time

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….aaaand Another Trumpeter Snaps

All across America they are snapping and going psycho – Trump supporters, often average everyday white people of middle or upper-middle or even upper class who suddenly start screaming as all those psychotic pressures that have built up over the decades are suddenly released in a sort-of Trumpgasm that gets all over everyone.

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First Florence Henderson – Now Fidel Castro

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He was of a generation of tense bullshit people like Nixon, Khrushchev, The Shah of Iran, Yasser Arafat, etc. that made growing-up in the 1960s and 1970s a special, colorful, subtextually frightening time.

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I’ll Bet That Piano Smells Great!

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Here There And Everywhere

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We’ve Cracked The Code

The government dog just shook a large number of political fleas out of its hair and, unfortunately, into lobbying and media jobs. Look for some old friends who suddenly wield semi-divine power over what business does and mostly does not get done. And look for some fresh faces anxious to make a name for themselves, probably by attacking Trump or slavishly licking his backside.

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This Just In

Hot off the GraceLessLand wire:

  • All Americans will be required to own a copy of “Art of the Deal” – and not a used copy, either, but a brand new one!
  • The economic recovery has been called-off due to the new requirement that only the 0.0001% at the top will make any money.
  • Your new Attorney General, Chris Christie, will put a stop to all this legal marijuana nonsense and deprive the states of billions in tax revenue.
  • All Muslims will be required to have an identification chip implanted under their skin that also contains an explosive charge that can be detonated remotely.
  • Women will no longer be allowed to dress as they wish – anything that obstructs access to their genitalia is banned.
  • The President will henceforth be called “Pharaoh”, and all citizens will be required to spend six months each year working on Pharaoh’s Wall.
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Step Right Up And Take A Chance!

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Let The Weighing Of The Two Evils Begin

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That Would Probably Be “Atlas Shrugged”

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Just A Little Bit?

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The Sink’s Kind Of Small

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As Far As We Know

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That’s Gonna Leave A Mark

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Watch! Listen! Report!

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“Quantum Leap”! I Loved That Show!

It’s not like she’s torturing them – it’s part of her education program to retrain workers to meet the challenges of the 21st century. Things like the concept of too-much liberty, of having all decisions made for you by “Privatized Domesticity”, where most people will live in blocks of corporate housing, sealed inside a polycarbonate capsule for the six-hour rest period each will be allowed daily. And woe to the privatized person that is caught without their identity chip subdermally implanted in the end of their nose! The Guardians will smack your face into the reader again and again before they catch-on you just don’t have one. These represent huge challenges to those in power and who want to remain in power. Re-eduction simply eases the transition to privatization.

People like this woman prattling-on about how someone is a threat to their mythological belief system offend my sensibilities as a believer in the corporate One to which we all contribute daily, and ultimately for the rest of our corporate lives. If this reeducation program requires bringing Janet Reno out of retirement then so be it!

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Giuliani Falls On His Sword For The Republican Party

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Johnson Flubs Again

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Here He Comes To Save The Day

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S Korea Says They Have Plan To Assassinate Kim Jong Un

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Now the burning question: why did they feel the need to actually say it?

….And Nobody Came?

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Or Maybe It’s The Other Way Around

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Trump Urges Followers To Kill Clinton

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Looks Pretty Transparent To Us

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She Got The Money!

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Trump Allows Negroes To Stand Near Him

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….and they weren’t serving him – well, food, anyway.