S Korea Says They Have Plan To Assassinate Kim Jong Un

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Now the burning question: why did they feel the need to actually say it?

….And Nobody Came?

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Or Maybe It’s The Other Way Around

Trump Urges Followers To Kill Clinton

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Looks Pretty Transparent To Us

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She Got The Money!

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Trump Allows Negroes To Stand Near Him

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….and they weren’t serving him – well, food, anyway.

Melania Trump Warns Media Outlets

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Trump Floats Daughter For Cabinet Post

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The Main Reason To Vote For Hillary

There’s An App For That

I See What She Did There

It appears Donald Trump’s wife Melania has been the victim of some rogue GOP speechwriter. Not only did her speech Rickroll her husband, but it is being reported at least one section of her spiel was lifted from an old Michelle Obama speech.

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Farage Gloats Like Douche In EU Parliament

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It’s Time For The Healing To Begin

Ryan Says Racist Trump Better Than Clinton

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Trump Defends The Size Of His Skin

Maybe The Secret Sauce?

Trump Shakes His Etch-a-Sketch

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Donald Trump says his call for a ban on all Muslims entering (I imagine not leaving) the United States wasn’t a policy statement, but merely a suggestion. Kind of the way someone once suggested “what do all those indians need with all that land out west? They ain’t a doin’ nothin with it!”

Just One Stake Left – And It’s Gold Plated

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Got Him!

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Happy Commie Day

The word “mayday”, famously used in distress calls from ships at sea, is actually a mangling of the French word “m’aidez”, or “help me”.

Also May Day is, since about 1880 or-so, International Workers’ Day – so kiss a comrade today.

And it’s the anniversary of the Haymarket Massacre when police in Chicago killed 4 marchers in a peaceful protest. And that is, I’m pretty sure, the reason for it being International Workers’ Day.

But “May Day”, or something similar at this time of year, has been celebrated in religious traditions for probably thousands of years, originally simply to mark the end of winter. In the colonies that became the U.S. “freethinkers” celebrated May Day with maypole dances along with Native Americans (in the early years before real estate values went up).

And May Day is a reminder that it is only three days until May The Fourth Be With You day.

And only four days until Cinco de Mayo, celebrating Mexican Independence Mexico’s defeat of the French at the Battle of Puebla in 1862.

All of which makes me think the 1st through the 5th of May should be a national holiday – or whichever five weekdays fall closest. We don’t want to get cheated with weekends being included.

Ted Cruz Sends Out A Letter To Voters

The Evidence Is Undeniable

Podesta: Hillary Wants The Truth About UFOs

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Indiana House Leader Resigns

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Nixon Used War On Drugs To Oppress Opposition

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Unfortunately We’re On Alderaan

Doesn’t It Make You Angry?

McConnell Says Democrats To Blame

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Trump Takes Florida – Rubio Out

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