Raving JetBlue Captain Subdued By Passengers

Passengers aboard a JetBlue flight Bound from New York to Las Vegas subdued the captain of the flight, who apparently emerged from the cockpit raving about terrorists and Jesus. The plane made an emergency landing in Texas where the captain was arrested. "If he had waited until the end of the flight we wouldn't have been able to touch him" FAA authorities said, "because what goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas."