Murderer Zimmerman To Box Rapper DMX

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What’s most pathetic about this is “Entertainment” was the only category this seemed to fit in.

Apparently The Truth Does Not Set You Free

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There is no doubt that Bradley Manning broke the law. The doubt is about who those laws are meant to protect: American citizens, or the American military and government.

Man Arrested For Dressing As Woman In Females-Only Park

Police in the United Arab Emirates arrested an Indian national in a females-only park, saying the man was dressed as a woman. The man was charged with violating “principles of public decency and societal customs and authentic Arab Islamic traditions,” although he got a few points for not having shaved his mustache as part of his disguise. However those points were taken back when it was discovered he had shaved elsewhere.

Also-Ran 5


This week we will deviate from our usual bunch of crap to run a series of images intended to promote the idea that the Republicans and Democrats aren’t the only political parties in the U.S. – just the only two that control everything.

Mubarak Gets (What’s Left Of His) Life In Prison

Fallen Egyptian strongman and staunch U.S. ally Hosni Mubarak was sentenced to life in prison for causing the deaths of over 800 protestors during the Egyptian “Arab Spring” uprising. Mubarak, 84, spent most of the trial confined to a hospital gurney, suffering from a severe bout of “how do I get out of this?”

Edwards Verdict: Acquittal, Sort-Of

John Edwards’ trial for campaign finance abuses ended in an acquittal on one charge of accepting illegal campaign contributions, and a mistrial on three other counts of accepting campaign contributions, one count of falsifying documents and one of conspiring to receive and conceal illegal contributions. Edwards admitted to receiving almost a million dollars from donors that was used to cover-up the existence of a pregnant mistress.

Florida Woman Gets 20 Years For Firing Warning Shot

Marissa Alexander was sentenced to 20 years in prison for firing a warning shot to scare-off her abusive husband. Though she used Florida’s “Stand Your Ground” law as her defense, State Attorney Angela Corey successfully prosecuted her for aggravated assault. Corey is the State Attorney handling the Trayvon Martin-George Zimmerman murder case.

Racial Profiling Now Illegal In Connecticut

Connecticut’s state legislature passed a bill Monday that makes racial profiling a crime. When asked who the new law targets, the state’s Attorney General said “usually a white male between the ages of 25 and 55, in the law enforcement community, or the legal professions.” The state Attorney General was immediately arrested under the new law.

University Of Colorado Busts 4/20 Smokers

Boulder, Colorado sheriffs' deputies arrest students at the University of Colorado for smoking marijuana to celebrate the annual "4/20" marijuana legalization protest. While these deputies were leading these students away in handcuffs, Secret Service agents who had engaged prostitutes while on duty were allowed to resign with no further action taken.

Zimmerman Arrested On 2nd Degree Murder Charge

George Zimmerman, the 29-year-old neighborhood watchman who shot and killed teenager Trayvon Martin, has been arrested on a charge of 2nd degree murder. Zimmerman is accused of stalking, confronting, and shooting Martin on the night of February 26. He has not yet entered a plea, but the above image is an exclusive GraceLessLand "pre-enactment".

Charles Manson Once Again Denied Parole

Convicted murderer Charles Manson is seen here in a recent photo taken in prison to keep up-to-date with his changed appearance. Instead of looking like a crazy old man with a swastika tattooed on his face, Manson now looks likes a crazy even older man with a swastika tattooed on his face.

American Hikers Freed From Captivity In Iraq

American hikers Josh Fattal and Shane Bauer have been released from prison in Iraq after posting $1 million in bri- err...BAIL.

Two American hikers who had been imprisoned in Iraq as spies were released Wednesday after over two years in captivity. Josh Fattal and Shane Bauer were arrested on the Iran/Iraq border and accused of being spies. A third hiker, Sarah Shourd, was released last year for “medical reasons”. Since then Shourd has tirelessly traveled nowhere near the Middle East as she spoke out in her companions’ defense.

The Sultan of Oman brokered the release of the pair in return for $1 million in bribe bail money, which was not paid by the U.S. “Those were completely different dollars we gave to Iran – they were nothing like the dollars the U.S. gave us” the Sultan said.

The release comes just a day before Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is due to speak at the United Nations General Assembly in New York, where no one is going to pay any more attention to him than they usually do.

Iranian officials said Fattal and Bauer had not actually been convicted of espionage as reported in the global media, but instead were held for “psychiatric evaluation. I mean who would go hiking along our border with Iraq but a bunch of lunatics?”

Jury Seated Uncomfortably In Penile Amputation Suit

A Kentucky man and his wife are suing the surgeon who amputated the man’s penis in 2008. The doctor maintains the amputation became necessary upon discovering cancer during a circumcision procedure.

A jury was seated “swiftly”, if uncomfortably, with all the male jurors sitting with their legs crossed while all the female jurors are on the edge of their seats, many smirking or actually audibly giggling.

Nancy Grace Reacts To The Casey Anthony Verdict

CNN personality Nancy Grace, who tried, convicted, and virtually executed Casey Anthony for the murder of her daughter Caylee Anthony, reacts to the verdict of not-guilty on charges of murder, child abuse, and manslaughter.